Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!

[Tony Danza]

Thank you very much. If anyone else has anything to add, please do. All I've ever smoked has been 'crip', name-brand type cannabis. Learning more couldn't harm me, huh?

First time I bought shag I was tripping balls and was covinced it was fake. Luckily my buddy picked it up and we had something to soften the descent.

But yeah, lucky to live in a place where schwag is impossible to find.

 

[Tony Danza]

I cant belive noone has mentioned this one yet..

Snorting kief gets you super fucked upp..

Depends on what you mean by fucked up.

Crying while you hold your nose pretty fucked up.

 

[idoreallytry]

Depends on what you mean by fucked up.

Crying while you hold your nose pretty fucked up.

thats fucking hilarios,,,peace

 

[Sweet Inc.]

Police man (boy, really) at the station during my questioning: "You must have lots of heaters and heat-lights to keep the temperatures high enough?"
Nothing out of this world really, but heck, all I do is battle temps

 

[kiwiboy]

im sorry this is irrelevant how do i post a thread?

from someone that has been signed up for a couple of years and has 200+ posts under there belt.

 

[Teeg420]

yea that was me, haha. The funny thing is i have posted a thread before, but i was pretty drunk that night and couldnt even read the menu bar.

im at the dro shop guys asks a custy do you have an oscilating fan? no but i have a 6" vortex so i shouldnt need a fan, right?

 

[Anti]

im at the dro shop guys asks a custy do you have an oscilating fan? no but i have a 6" vortex so i shouldnt need a fan, right?

I don't have an oscilating fan. But I have a 120mm PC fan exhausting the air out of my growspace. My plants seem to be thriving just fine:



I can see wanting oscillating fans in large room grows, but I don't know that they're essential on a micro scale.

 

[Teeg420]

but the guy was running a 1k in his tent.

 

[kingC]

Had some mexican bagseeds..planted late august. five seeds.. two females sprouted.. when i thought they were ready for harvesting..my uncle told me not to pull them because the colas were "not the size of footballs yet"...lol..

 

[geopolitical]

Why do I need to ground my balllast? The (wooden) cigar box I have it in is on the ground in the garage and that's pretty much the same thing right?

Had to blink a few times before even answering that one. It was like hearing "I plan on burning down my house, can you help?"


As for the leaf thing, my wife does begonias and makes leaf cuttings and tried it a few years ago on an indica. The leaf really did root, it just never grew any further and eventually got binned.

 

[sackoweed]

anything by ganja guido is dumb... what is this bud laced with i got scared and so did my friend we both yawned at least 30 times... lmfao... does this qualify? peace..

sack

 

[Moldy Dreads]

Last night while showing a friend how to make BHO-

He asked "What kind of strain does "Red Dragon" opium hash come from? I got some dank last week.."

Dude was pissed to find out he was smoking incense...

"But I got so high!?"

I said "If you take 20 hits off nag champa you probably will get a gnarly headrush too.."

 

[GROWBUCKS]

It's not quite a question but the funniest thing I have seen on here in my few days on has been a guys signature referencing another users post. It goes:

User: I am not sure about nute strength but I get great yields using turkey manure and my own pee.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing but after a few more days reading I bet the guy is probably right.

 

[lordbudly]

It's not quite a question but the funniest thing I have seen on here in my few days on has been a guys signature referencing another users post. It goes:

User: I am not sure about nute strength but I get great yields using turkey manure and my own pee.

I almost fell out of my chair laughing but after a few more days reading I bet the guy is probably right.

not sure on how well turkey manure is but you can use piss mixed accordingly in water throughout an entire grow with no deficiencies

 

[Kindman69]

"Does masturbating over my plant give them a boost?"

 

[2stoge]

"You should boil down all your stems so you can make oil."

 

[simple green]

"Don't marijuana plants give off inordinate amounts of heat and allow FLIR to spot them even if grown outdoors?

 

[r13f]

is pot the same thing as marijuana?

 

[growshower]

alright this is a classic, i forgot who had this thread up here, it doesn't matter bc i wouldn't reveal this anyway.....

so this guy "has a couple grows under his belt" and was asking about differences in lights

He bought a metal halide light and used it the entire grow excited about his new blue spectrum light

but his question was

I know my metal halide is a blue spectrum but do i ever have to replace this blue film on my reflector glass? And where can i buy red film for flowering?

 

[Deaner]

It's not really a question, but it bothers me when people claim that weed are strains such as "purple haze", "kush", with no real knowledge, or to be purposely deceptive.