Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!

[cocktail frank]

im mostly doing this for personal laughs,
but this could quite possibly wind up being a great resource for beginner growers and such.

thread rules are simple,
post the dumbest shit you ever heard/read somebody ask.
if it is an answerable question, post the answer.
this way we could quite possibly get rid of some pointless threads.
(the site is getting more of these every day)

i will start, one of my bigger peeves.

"what strain is this plant from the veg pic?"
FLOWER IT OUT! NOBODY CAN BE 100% SURE!

then the classic
"how much will this 2 week old plant from seed yield?"
are you serious?

feel free to add to the thread, let's concentrate on the questions, not the tarts who ask them.
no need to say WHO asked what, so no name dropping.
let's keep it civilized!

 

[AbbieDoobie]

Here's one I think is dumb as fuck:

Doesn't the tar in one joint equal about 10 cigarattes?

~Abbie

 

[DonChron]

is this authentic cali OG kush ? ?

' NO ! '

 

[cocktail frank]

i got another
should i steal electricity to run my grow?

NO unless you dig prison!

 

[fortragni]

".. But doesnt pot take 40 years to mature?"
No, you're thinking of peyote cactuses

 

[NL5/SK1]

Dumbest Question

Dumbest Question

My personal pet peeve: These morons that are chosen to do a "test grow" based on "past track records". Then they show a couple of weeks of their grow thread and drop it-never to return. There are countless examples.

It is the worst when you are interested in watching the grow of a variety that you have in possession, but haven't grown out.

Cannacopia has a bunch of grows like this, but there are many examples.

FYI. If you start a test grow-update it regularly -once a week at least- and finish what you start.

 

[Dr. G]

".. But doesnt pot take 40 years to mature?"
No, you're thinking of peyote cactuses

peyote takes 4 years to mature 7 to be dank and more to be heady



how bout will my 600 w light in a town house get me busted
A; no most of your appliances run more than 1500w so 600 aint no thang

 

[olddrifter66]

Let's step it up a bit....my top 5...dumbest questions/comments ever heard:

1. Soaking vegged plants in liquor makes them the bomb!
2. Spraying sugar on the leaves makes them shiny and potent!
3. Blunts are healthier than joints or a pipe!
4. If you use twice as much fertilizer, will the plants grow twice as fast?
5. Sweating crap weed in a plastic bag until it is completely wet and then rolling it into a ball is how buds are made.

The answer to all of these is the same. "Not a chance in hell"

 

[sog army]

heres one for you guys....


"What hydro system yeilds the most?"

 

[cellardweller]

lmao...

 

[DonChron]

haha olddrifter..I've even had somebody ask ' if you put kief in a spray bottle and spray your plants ,doesn't it make them more potent? '

kid was really convinced it worked too, I just told him he was a dumbass

duno if it's a question but the DUMBESTshit I have ever heard about weed in my life is when dealers make up fake names and places of origin when in fact they buy it from a dealer and have no idea of the physiology or genetic make up of cannabis. shit just kills me... or when they call it 'hydro' like it's a strain !!!

 

[GDS StonerBoy]

When someone ask me " is this some dro" WTF?!

 

[Justa6655321]

for my indoor grow "arnet you worried the planes flyin over your house looking for pot will spot you?"

 

[roor smoker]

doesn't ever plant yield a pound?


.............you fucking serious?

 

[olddrifter66]

haha olddrifter..I've even had somebody ask ' if you put kief in a spray bottle and spray your plants ,doesn't it make them more potent? '

kid was really convinced it worked too, I just told him he was a dumbass

duno if it's a question but the DUMBESTshit I have ever heard about weed in my life is when dealers make up fake names and places of origin when in fact they buy it from a dealer and have no idea of the physiology or genetic make up of cannabis. shit just kills me... or when they call it 'hydro' like it's a strain !!!

I love that one......

Also the famous....
What is kief made from?
or
Hash is made by grinding up the leaves and compressing them.

 

[Brother Bear]

check you my bomb azz sour Deez
growing it under only black lights with beer and piss to water it - sometimes i inject it with liquid acid to make you trip when it gets smoked
prolly get a pound when i flower it out

 

[MeltingPot]

"what if you get a bad batch?"
my mother asking me about buying "street" herb years back...still makes me laugh...

Also, years ago overhearing some tool vividly describe how DJ short grafted a blueberry and a marijuana plant to make the blue fam...Jeez Louise...

MP

 

[Brother Bear]

Also, years ago overhearing some tool vividly describe how DJ short grafted a blueberry and a marijuana plant to make the blue fam...Jeez Louise...

no that really happened i read it in hightimes i think

 

[bushboy]

Watering my plant with birthcontrol or asprin will make it fem.
Pinching off all the leaves will make the buds grow better.
You can let your buds go longer, they just keep getting more potent.

90% of the bud I buy is the exact same stuff, yet my dealer always has a new name for it.

I love them all.

 

[Mickymouse]

This is not a question but when someone says to water your plants with orange juice.