What is your best "Pick Up" line?

[Mrs.Babba]

Come on guys, if you need a pic up line you ain't crushing the roofies b4 you put em in her drink

but if i'm saying anything its going to be something like this

"It puts the lotion on ITS skin and IT puts the lotion in the basket"

and then i do a sexy dance

lol ureapy!! love this post!! your sooo funny

gotta love a guy doin a sexy dance!! lololol

ps...you guys have all these great lines...who has REALLY used one and has ACTUALLY worked???

 

[Rouge]

Hi Sweetie, Do you know that there are 265 bones in your body? How ya like 1 more?

 

[Stoner4Life]

i saw a girl jogging down the road
i tell my friend to stop
i get out and yell "hey, you got a boyfriend?"
she said "yes"
i ask her "if she wants another one"
she said "yes" and got in the car with us

i had her shorts off right after she got in the car

she must have been mad at her boyfriend lol

I call bullshit .....but of course that's just my

well maybe not so much bullshit as it might be considered
the official 'Cliff Notes' of the Penthouse Forums or maybe
'Baggers (laundrybag) Bedtime Stories'.......

 

[Marywanna]

:smile:You guys are pitiful!!!! Just beg,that may work

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lol ureapy!! love this post!! your sooo funny

gotta love a guy doin a sexy dance!! lololol

ps...you guys have all these great lines...who has REALLY used one and has ACTUALLY worked???

its called buy the girl lots of alcohol, adding alcohol usually causes a lot of women to open like 7 - 11

 

[Mrs.Babba]

lol KK, Mary you ladies are funnnnnnny!!! hahahahaa
killin me here!

 

[bambam]

Hi my name is BamBam........Half man Half DONKEY! LOL It works! Just make sure you can back it up cause if you turn out to be half man and half fire ant you may get your feelings hurt.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lol.. fire ant... LoL

 

[Mrs.Babba]

yeah thats not good lol

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

so then it must not be true that big ears/hands mean....... LoL

 

[jaysplifferton]

***sniffs the air***

It's been a long time since I smelled... beautiful

from chronicles of riddick. worked

 

[Mrs.Babba]

so then it must not be true that big ears/hands mean....... LoL

lol What about shoe size??? hmmm

 

[Big D]

lol What about shoe size??? hmmm

Extra large feet = XL socks, thats all sorry.

 

[Mrs.Babba]

Extra large feet = XL socks, thats all sorry.

lol...thats all?? not fair!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

lol well damn haha

 

[brazilgal]

Well , behaved women rarely make history .

 

[Marywanna]

Don't you just love the tags on this thread? "I made Linda Lovelace gag". Yeah what is she,like 80 now? What'd she gag on,JELLO? Men are just so damn amusing,aren't they? Gotta love the poor sumbitches!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

"baby lets play army, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me"
LOL

 

[Mrs.Babba]

"baby lets play army, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me"
LOL

LOL coming from a girl!!! gotta love that! KK you sooo funny!!! hahahahaha

 

[basscadet]

Ouch! Watch where you're going, you just stepped on the end of my dick!!