What is your best "Pick Up" line?

[snes]

You fuck strait away ?? or need to go out first?

 

[Deaner]

Deaner tell tell tell!!!

It barely ever works.. But I always get a laugh. Sorry, got to keep somethin to myself!

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Hey baby that a really nice top you got on..........but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

LOL WTF is up with the search tag's on this thread:

close the blinds, i love the devil , i made linda lovelace gag, parade of ass, wanna fuck?

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

I saw a blurry picture of your ass.... you are a WOMAN!

Sincerely!

Thats a nice ass aint it...!!!

PTB approved...!!!!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

your pants must be made of windex.. cause baby I can see myself in them
*cough*

 

[randude101]

I have never ever used a line on a chick, or anyone else for that matter. I have gotten a lot of sex too, go figure.

Just be honest with everyone and you will do better.


I bet I ruined the thread now..

 

[Big D]

Thats a nice ass aint it...!!!

PTB approved...!!!!

You are a lucky guy.... you got a good one!

 

[shack]

I was at an outdoor 4th of July party.And was talking to this pretty woman,well I tactfully started talking about the tick problem in the area,
then I offered to check her to make sure she didn't have any.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

just keep repeating.. "I will not smack her ass I will not smack her ass"..
girls dont really dig that LoL

 

[shack]

I'm an ass smacker,but only girls that I know are interested.
I smacked a girls butt at work,and she got all red in the face and an invitation to go home with her.

 

[randude101]

just keep repeating.. "I will not smack her ass I will not smack her ass"..
girls dont really dig that LoL

I am calling bullshit. All women love their asses loved.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I am calling bullshit. All women love their asses loved.

not from some random dude!!!! lol

 

[Mrs.Babba]

not from some random dude!!!! lol

what about from a randude!!!?? lololol

 

[dank.frank]

I was at an outdoor 4th of July party.And was talking to this pretty woman,well I tactfully started talking about the tick problem in the area,
then I offered to check her to make sure she didn't have any.

All I can think of is National Geographic and the chimps picking bugs off of each other...sorting through hair....HAHAHAHA.

I knew that we are instinctive beings....but rummaging for a meal on a random girl....hehehe...

Man, I bet she really appreciated being checked for bugs....make the girl feel all clean and classy....HAHAHA...

 

[shack]

your right bro,that wouldn't work on just any woman.She was a good ole country girl and could appreciate the humor.
Plus,i wouldn't eat any bugs,if there were any.,unless she wanted me too.:smile:

 

[StinkingRoger]

I`m Not like other Men.

 

[Sleepy]

hehehe

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. "

 

[Rouge]

This is so one sided! Ladies have the corniest pick up lines if any at all. Do you girls even say anything to a guy that jus floors ya? Yeah, this is a rare cosmic event. I wouldn't mind some equality!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

hehehe

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. "

LMFAO I chortled at that one, but you forgot to add an age like 38 and still living with parents LOL

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

This is so one sided! Ladies have the corniest pick up lines if any at all. Do you girls even say anything to a guy that jus floors ya? Yeah, this is a rare cosmic event. I wouldn't mind some equality!

no, you know a lot of my girl friends that I would club with, they'd usually ask ME to go up since I had all the guts when I was drinking to the guy and start shooting the shit eventually I would introduce them to my friend who wanted to meet them. Kinda jr high stuff.. but yes its still being played in the bars today. LoL