What is your best "Pick Up" line?
C
Classyathome
Do you have any Irish in you? Want some?
That dress would look great crumpled in a ball at the end of my bed.
Would you be interested in receiving oral sex so good that you'll forget my name?
I can breathe thru my ears, want me to prove it?
I can lick the yogurt outta the bottom of a gallon container - wanna go home with me?
If I told you that you have a fabulous body, would you hold it against me?
My last GF told me she'd only go out with me if I had a 7 inch penis - I told her I'm not cutting it in half, no matter how much she threatened.
No, I'm not smuggling an armadillo in my pocket - I'm just really happy to meet you.
Once yer done with them, can I make soup outta your underwear?
I'm a doctor, and you are showing severe symptoms of needing an emergency slipadicktomy.
I hail from a small village in Hawaii called Cumoniwannalayya.
I once went to a nude wedding, and came within an inch of being the best man...
I've decided to give my virginity to you - plse be gentle.
That dress would look great crumpled in a ball at the end of my bed.
Would you be interested in receiving oral sex so good that you'll forget my name?
I can breathe thru my ears, want me to prove it?
I can lick the yogurt outta the bottom of a gallon container - wanna go home with me?
If I told you that you have a fabulous body, would you hold it against me?
My last GF told me she'd only go out with me if I had a 7 inch penis - I told her I'm not cutting it in half, no matter how much she threatened.
No, I'm not smuggling an armadillo in my pocket - I'm just really happy to meet you.
Once yer done with them, can I make soup outta your underwear?
I'm a doctor, and you are showing severe symptoms of needing an emergency slipadicktomy.
I hail from a small village in Hawaii called Cumoniwannalayya.
I once went to a nude wedding, and came within an inch of being the best man...
I've decided to give my virginity to you - plse be gentle.
Just tell her, "I have more money than God."--
Then in the morning...when she finds out it ain't like that, just tell her, "I do have more money than God...since I am an Atheist... I have, 'No God""--
Then in the morning...when she finds out it ain't like that, just tell her, "I do have more money than God...since I am an Atheist... I have, 'No God""--
W
Weedman Herb
^^^That is truly fucked up (as Herb prepares to clean harfed coffee from all over the computer area)
.........................I've found that if you drop the "Nice Tits" part, your success average will go up.
The "Wanna Fuck?" seems to be perfectly ok. Just make sure you get the 'vibe' first though.
Perpetual Nooch
Active member
I'd like to see where your legs meet.
Epic!
U
ureapwhatusow
Come on guys, if you need a pic up line you ain't crushing the roofies b4 you put em in her drink
but if i'm saying anything its going to be something like this
"It puts the lotion on ITS skin and IT puts the lotion in the basket"
and then i do a sexy dance
but if i'm saying anything its going to be something like this
"It puts the lotion on ITS skin and IT puts the lotion in the basket"
and then i do a sexy dance
"will $40 work for a half and half?"
"Wow, you have an ass like an onion, it makes me want to cry"
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