What is your best "Pick Up" line?

[arcticsun]

"here, smell this.. wanna go outside n smoke?"

works like a charm

 

[Kush_Master]

Hi

 

[TwoOhSix!]

Is your dad a terrorist?

Cuz you're da bomb, girl

 

[yortbogey]

"....every had MY breakfast in bed...

 

[Kizzattack]

on the subject who's getting laid tomorrow night?

I doubt it will be anyone reading this thread.

 

[MickeyBlue42]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaaaaaa..... some of these are something else!

 

[Mrs.Babba]

I doubt it will be anyone reading this thread.

hahaha dont be so sure about that!

 

[cocktail frank]

me "wanna grab a pizza and fuck?"
her "no"
me" whats the matter, you dont like pizza?"

honey, they should rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

your skirt is like a mirror, i can see me in there.

i know we just met, but i feel like ive known you forever. i see you in my dreams every night!

your the only girl in this bar who hasnt told me no, are you a leader or a follower?

my personal favorite,
are you drunk enough yet?
ZinG

 

[Smoke Kush]

Do you party?

 

[Kizzattack]

Get in the truck ,bitch

That one is nearly as bad as:

"You're going to get laid tonight."

"How do you know? Are you a psychic?"

"No. I'm just stronger than you."

Dark stuff, my friends.

 

[bens lab]

I just whip down my pants, flop out the raging boner.

'And what are we gonna do about this huh'.


Works everytime.

 

[I N Hail]

How much for 1 hour

 

[Littleleaf]

Are you into,useless meaningless over night relationships? If not,do you give head on the first date?

 

[b-laze]

Get in the truck ,bitch

close to mine, just trunk instead of truck..

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

That one is nearly as bad as:

"You're going to get laid tonight."

"How do you know? Are you a psychic?"

"No. I'm just stronger than you."

Dark stuff, my friends.

LMAO thats not even funny hahahaha ok yes it is..

 

[NoSaint]

Hi.......

They are usually expecting a pick up line, Hi or Hello has worked for me a lot.


When i'm just joking around "can I touch your leg". That has worked twice for me in 9 years...lol


Man i miss being single and working on getting a replacement piece for the piece I just 86ed.

 

[Aerokush101]

"Excuse me, what do you have planned for Wednesday night?"...

Better than, "I made you and your mother, you wanna backcross?" J/K

 

[Ziggaro]

heyy baby god damn you are one fat ugly bitch!!
...Oh, no, no its OK I like that

 

[Feyd]

I wish I was straight, so that I could use this on a girl:

Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

 

[Aerokush101]

heyy baby god damn you are one fat ugly bitch!!
...Oh, no, no its OK I like that

YEAH... That's an OG line.