.....I usually sing bad renditions of old songs....in sleazy kareoke bars out in the back of beyond thru a very old P.A. system.....works for me....
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What is your best "Pick Up" line?
WaTerR
Member
very true . .they also like if you kinda make fun of them to jokingly of course
spyvsspy
Member
Good call Weedman- women love a good challenge... and yes, it's for the ladies out there, but I reckon it could be multipurpose.
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LolaGal
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TrichyTrichy
I'll sing who let the dog's out for Rez 
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ka0tik_kreati0n
hey baby, do your legs hurt? cause you've been running around in my mind allllllllllllllllllll day
I lost my teddy bear, can you sleep with me?
From IW: ok his needs to be censored. LOL
I lost my teddy bear, can you sleep with me?
From IW: ok his needs to be censored. LOL
What is your best "Pick Up" line?
Hey sweetie it's either me or Yummybud.......
hasn't missed yet
Hey sweetie it's either me or Yummybud.......
hasn't missed yet
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kiree
Hmmm...never had pick up lines...Once I was in a really crowded bar and was waiting for a drink behind a pretty cool girl. She probably got pissed of and asked " are you waiting for a drink or what ?! " . Now that pissed me off and I said somethin like " no, I just dont know how to aproach you ! " (and I tried to sound angry...).I guess that she didnt get the point and we started to talk and we were a couple for 4 months.
Since then Ive used this a few times and it always worked !
But I have a roomate that goes to somethin like a dating school, he spends 200€ a month for this. And when he talks what those guys teach him and the pick up lines they use I just laugh. They sound really stupid, but may work, will try someday...But he have never had any kind of success with them (he can start a conversation in a club with any chick, but it also ends with the conversation...)
Since then Ive used this a few times and it always worked !
But I have a roomate that goes to somethin like a dating school, he spends 200€ a month for this. And when he talks what those guys teach him and the pick up lines they use I just laugh
. They sound really stupid, but may work, will try someday...But he have never had any kind of success with them (he can start a conversation in a club with any chick, but it also ends with the conversation...)
I never needed a pickup line. I used to just stick out my tongue and slick back my eyebrows!
gunslinger
Member
have nothing i just sit at the bar and the ladies come to me and pretty much tap it later i ques i look like david hasselhofff im too drunk sry happy weekend 4 all!.
and pretty much tap it later i ques i look like david hasselhofff im too drunk sry happy weekend 4 all!.
Seriously...that's how Poopy scored. It was "Wanna smoke another joint?"...since everyone else went to bed ya perve!!!
I like..."Don't I know you from somewhere?" Smart, you just engaged the chick and now she's at least giving you a couple of minutes while she tries to figure out if she knows you.
"What are we waiting for? Let's fuck!"
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Marywanna
Man, you dudes need to work on your lines...
hows your snatch?
laundrybag
New member
i saw a girl jogging down the road
i tell my friend to stop
i get out and yell "hey, you got a boyfriend?"
she said "yes"
i ask her "if she wants another one"
she said "yes" and got in the car with us
i had her shorts off right after she got in the car
she must have been mad at her boyfriend lol
i tell my friend to stop
i get out and yell "hey, you got a boyfriend?"
she said "yes"
i ask her "if she wants another one"
she said "yes" and got in the car with us
i had her shorts off right after she got in the car
she must have been mad at her boyfriend lol
spyvsspy
Member
.....but of course that's just my 
