I had a fricken earworm since I found your thread.
I kept singing that song in my head but had to use your lyrics because I didn't know what the hell I was singing.
All I could come up with was
"I got two sumthin-sumthin's an a microphone"
"Turntable" finally came to me tonight.
Lol. That’s too funny bro. That’s pretty much exactly the effect I was looking for when I came up with the title lol. Sorry to do that you hahaha.