Girlfriend won't let me grow
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TheMintMan
Chop her up and bury her out in the desert. Boom. Problem solved.
what girlfriend?
Exactly.
She wants to stay fat, fine, no problem, start seed shopping.
In fact, start the micro gro now, tell her when the 30lbs is gone, so is the grow.
tell her you quit smoking weed and hate it then break it off
so she wont know you are planning to grow ..trust me you dont want her pissed and rejected with knowledge that you grow.well maybye its different where you live but no woman will ever stop my grow i wouldnt stop for beyonce.good luck bro
so she wont know you are planning to grow ..trust me you dont want her pissed and rejected with knowledge that you grow.well maybye its different where you live but no woman will ever stop my grow i wouldnt stop for beyonce.good luck bro
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w.wonka
thinking the same thing.... just be careful in the way you break it off with her if thats what you decide what to do.... last thing you need is the 5-o at your spot or your moms down the road cause she wants to get you back...
HydroFarmer
Member
So, try the "you drop 30 lbs and start looking hot again - then talk to me about your dislikes"
Can't have it both ways - make daddy happy, then we'll talk...
Or, ditch the witch, and find a weed friendly little hottie - there are TONS out there, and quite a few here, am I right ladies???
Good luck - being single and high is better than attached and miserable...
IMHO
Amen.....Peace...HF...
I would offer up some kinda trade off for shamu... I would also try the talking her into gettin high method. or maybe the secondary high gettin smoke blown in your face method. Then here is the kicker, if she gets high and realizes she can eat everything in the house and from burger king she will be totally cool with you growing. actually when your gettin low on puffages she will demand that you get to growing so she can EAT!!! man im a genius.. Git R Dun~~~!!! Hope this helps.. lol.. peace..
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TrichyTrichy
is she still your girlfriend?
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KMK0420
which is why you find a NSA girl who likes to drink/smoke, and doesn't care about what you do!
Here's my next weekend treat:
3 others lined up
dude, ditch her. this shit is much FUNNER
Here's my next weekend treat:
3 others lined up
dude, ditch her. this shit is much FUNNER
yea thats bull man
if she has a problem about how you are than maybe its not ment to be
my gf doesnt smoke and shes goody 2 shoes as well but she would never tell me not to do something if it didnt harm somone or something
eglider
Member
Ok we all had fun with you and yer chubby girl, but son...you need a plan. This chick knows you and your mom grow... That aint good...not at all. Her future, least from where Im sittin, as yer girl is looking mighty slim.(unless you puss out) JJ is on the money, hell hath no fury etc. You need to
1) COVER YOUR ASS... After the tears comes the blood. She WILL try to destroy you. Accept this. If it doesnt happen ...fine. But dont hold yer breath.
You need insurance. Naked chubby pictures with strategically placed buds ought to do the trick. Naked chubby?....intolorable. Naked chubby covered (not much..lol) with pot? .... unthinkable. Remember... YOU put your mom at risk. This isnt blackmail....its insurance.
2) DAMAGE CONTROL... she needs to break up with you... or at least think so. I liked the "get drunk ,grope Mom" scenario. Direct , elegant and to the point. Pure genius ...but has risk.
Mom rolls for a tag team. Enjoy ...then vomit profusely on both. Spagetti is nice and colorful. Bring ipacac.
You got the idea now, so with all these creative minds Im sure you'll arrive safely where you want to be, with a honey that says "fire that bong and drop trou cuz you aint gonna believe what happens next ".
I just wanted you to get a little focus for a plan. Always gotta have a plan. A "b" plan is good too in case "a" gets fu*ked up.
Bon Chance mon frere'
1) COVER YOUR ASS... After the tears comes the blood. She WILL try to destroy you. Accept this. If it doesnt happen ...fine. But dont hold yer breath.
You need insurance. Naked chubby pictures with strategically placed buds ought to do the trick. Naked chubby?....intolorable. Naked chubby covered (not much..lol) with pot? .... unthinkable. Remember... YOU put your mom at risk. This isnt blackmail....its insurance.
2) DAMAGE CONTROL... she needs to break up with you... or at least think so. I liked the "get drunk ,grope Mom" scenario. Direct , elegant and to the point. Pure genius ...but has risk.
Mom rolls for a tag team. Enjoy ...then vomit profusely on both. Spagetti is nice and colorful. Bring ipacac.
You got the idea now, so with all these creative minds Im sure you'll arrive safely where you want to be, with a honey that says "fire that bong and drop trou cuz you aint gonna believe what happens next ".
I just wanted you to get a little focus for a plan. Always gotta have a plan. A "b" plan is good too in case "a" gets fu*ked up.
Bon Chance mon frere'
eglider
Member
which is why you find a NSA girl who likes to drink/smoke, and doesn't care about what you do!
Here's my next weekend treat:
3 others lined up
dude, ditch her. this shit is much FUNNER
DAMN MAN!!! THATS MY WIFE!!!!
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KMK0420
JohnnyToke
Member
I think you have answered your own question. its been a year and you arent that attracted to her now? what do you think it will be like 3 more years down the road or possibly for life if you were married?
I would still beware if you choose the grow and give her the boot because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. they will use any and all information about you to get even.
if she thinks you booted her so you could grow, she WILL "most likely" tell on you once she knows it's underway. its a double edged sword. many women are vindictive. a few arent. hopefully you have one of the few.JT
