We had a night like this at my friends house. He had a large 5,000 sq. ft home, was the family home and then the parents and brothers got their own homes. He's got the upstairs barricaded shut and keeps extra furniture up there. Stays downstairs in one room and rents out another. His rescue Dalmatian gets left alone while he works too much and starts eating pillows and couches. Eventually one Saturday it's discovered the dog got upstairs, had been doing so for a while. Shit everywhere and major furniture damage from piss, shit and chewing cushions and wood of tables, chairs, beds. At first we were just getting it all out of the house into the yard, but we did have a fire already going outside. Piece by piece it was burnt, the mattresses were something else.Best part was a regular wooden 6x6 ft table standing in the fire with a waterbed mattress on top catching fire slowly, burned a good while.
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You know you live in the country if......
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We had a night like this at my friends house. He had a large 5,000 sq. ft home, was the family home and then the parents and brothers got their own homes. He's got the upstairs barricaded shut and keeps extra furniture up there. Stays downstairs in one room and rents out another. His rescue Dalmatian gets left alone while he works too much and starts eating pillows and couches. Eventually one Saturday it's discovered the dog got upstairs, had been doing so for a while. Shit everywhere and major furniture damage from piss, shit and chewing cushions and wood of tables, chairs, beds. At first we were just getting it all out of the house into the yard, but we did have a fire already going outside. Piece by piece it was burnt, the mattresses were something else.Best part was a regular wooden 6x6 ft table standing in the fire with a waterbed mattress on top catching fire slowly, burned a good while.
All the kooky neighbors have bullet holes in their mailboxes and doughnut car tracks in their yard
I got a new mailbox, and the grass has grown back,,,, just don't feel right.
I'm going to town for bullets, and gas! FUCK IT!!!
I'm KOOKY,,, I guess.lol
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hossthehermit
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I like doughnuts, but they don't deliver around here, I have to get 'em when I go to town to get the mail .............
when your neighbor's doing her chores in shorts.......
I've been stuck behind that guy before . . .
MicroRoy
Active member
I was driving down the hiway last summer. A little over a hundred yards ahead of me this cadilac escalade suddenley swereved off into the ditch. I saw hay flying. Two of those square bales had fallen off a pickup.
I stopped to move the bales off the road. Just had to laugh my ass off at that ass hole in the Escalade didn't realize that he had gotten himself into his predicament from his tailgating.
I stopped to move the bales off the road. Just had to laugh my ass off at that ass hole in the Escalade didn't realize that he had gotten himself into his predicament from his tailgating.
MicroRoy
Active member
i want to meet the guy that tossed those bales up to the stacker...
I could kick his ass. He's all worn out now.
But that stacker has some balls.
i want to meet the guy that tossed those bales up to the stacker...
I tried throwing a square bale of hay up on a wagon, once.
That's when I discovered I have the upper body strength of a Keeble elf.
i want to meet the guy that tossed those bales up to the stacker...
Here's a pic of him man...
He lives down the road from me...
He's dumb as a box of rocks, but for some reason, no one fucks with him...
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You know you live in the country if......
Every year, about this time, the ladybugs swarm your house...
Don't get me wrong, I love having ladybugs in my garden all Spring, Summer, and early Autumn...
But the crops are all in, and the gardens are being "put to bed" for the winter...The ladybugs have been swarming my house lightly for a week now, but today there are at least 10,000 of these "buggers" on the outside walls of my house... A couple hundred have made their way inside, either thru the crack between the window screen and frame, or just by landing on me and coming in when I open the door...
Oh well, time to get the canister vac, and vac those bastards up....
PS... as I finish typing this post, I see one land on my desk and walk right by my keyboard...
Every year, about this time, the ladybugs swarm your house...
Don't get me wrong, I love having ladybugs in my garden all Spring, Summer, and early Autumn...
But the crops are all in, and the gardens are being "put to bed" for the winter...The ladybugs have been swarming my house lightly for a week now, but today there are at least 10,000 of these "buggers" on the outside walls of my house... A couple hundred have made their way inside, either thru the crack between the window screen and frame, or just by landing on me and coming in when I open the door...
Oh well, time to get the canister vac, and vac those bastards up....
PS... as I finish typing this post, I see one land on my desk and walk right by my keyboard...
those are Asian Lady Beetles bro.......
considered very beneficial for certain crops
i'll swap you all of my damn brown variegated stinkbugs for your ladybugs. SOBs crawl up under my cedar shingles & end up in the house. hate them, absolutely hate them...
