It barely ever works.. But I always get a laugh. Sorry, got to keep somethin to myself!Deaner tell tell tell!!!
I saw a blurry picture of your ass.... you are a WOMAN!
Sincerely!
Thats a nice ass aint it...!!!
PTB approved...!!!!
just keep repeating.. "I will not smack her ass I will not smack her ass"..
girls dont really dig that LoL
not from some random dude!!!! lolI am calling bullshit. All women love their asses loved.
not from some random dude!!!! lol
I was at an outdoor 4th of July party.And was talking to this pretty woman,well I tactfully started talking about the tick problem in the area,
then I offered to check her to make sure she didn't have any.
LMFAO I chortled at that one, but you forgot to add an age like 38 and still living with parents LOLhehehe
"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. "
no, you know a lot of my girl friends that I would club with, they'd usually ask ME to go up since I had all the guts when I was drinking to the guy and start shooting the shit eventually I would introduce them to my friend who wanted to meet them. Kinda jr high stuff.. but yes its still being played in the bars today. LoLThis is so one sided! Ladies have the corniest pick up lines if any at all. Do you girls even say anything to a guy that jus floors ya? Yeah, this is a rare cosmic event. I wouldn't mind some equality!