What is your best "Pick Up" line?

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

My brother actually told me that this one is getting him a piece of a$$ tonight....
"I know I may not be the brightest man around, I may not be the most handsome around, but I would be the luckiest man if you go to dinner with me this (blah blah blah)"
I guess it worked lol

 

[sackoweed]

that line is not whats gettin him a piece of ass, its the money he will spend at dinner and after dinner that will get him some tail.. lol.. peace..

sack

 

[geopolitical]

You look prettier and prettier with every beer. . .

God your sister has great tits. . .

Restraining order is just another phrase for love letter. . .

You know, I like my women like my coffee. Ground up and vacuum sealed in the bottom of my freezer. . .

You look like you have low standards. . .

Do you have a quarter? I need to call my parole officer. . .

 

[sackoweed]

sure i could buy you a drink young lady... But, First can you swallow this whole real quick like..>?

peace.

sack

 

[h^2 O]

"hi im George, im unemployed and live with my parents"

you look like my 1st wife [how many times have you been married?] oh ive never been married

 

[sackoweed]

here is george after his pickup lines do not work.. Answer is..

peace..

sack

 

[LiLWaynE]

what truely has always worked for me with women is tellling them that they look like a famous woman ....

no more pickup lines for this married guy

 

[PatInTheHat]

Wanna go half and half on a baby?

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

"this rounds on me, maybe later you can get on me"
TEE HEE

 

[h^2 O]

"hi I'm Frita's boss/who's Frita?/my secretary" and an interesting conversation should ensue should you have the least bit of "game"

 

[sackoweed]

help needed for some of these pick up lines.. If i was a woman id run for the hills, and or ask the same guy if he had some heavy drugs, so i could kill myself.. lol... peace..

sack

 

[h^2 O]

sackajaweea chicks don't like killing and knives n stuff

 

[RockyMountainHi]

i just tell the chicks i have a andy waroliantype print of yummydud in my fouer..
enough said...

And it works for you!!!

- yummy's still a virgin!

 

[sackoweed]

chicks like for a man to kill it, not the night.. wtf is frita? a german biker? lmao...
Oh and rule #1 NEVER EVER tell a girl she looks like someone you already dated, tapped and or gave fellatio to.. peace..

sack

 

[WonderWoman86]

Last year I went to a friend's show they were having at some bar. During one of the songs, this guy comes up to me and says: "Hello Dear. May you sit on my face and peddle my ears?" in his strong British accent. hehe My response: "How exactly does one 'peddle ears?'" lol

Gotta love it . . .

 

[FirstTracks]

toke much?

that's a music fest winner

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

I've got a bottle of chloroform and I'm wearing my best raping shoes...wana party?

 

[GET MO]

I dont have to say anything, I just give um that look and its on.

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

Holy thread revival

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Holy thread revival

Way 2 many good ones to let this thread die....