I would begin wondering what the hell my ole lady was thinking to bring a guy home in the first place... Then I would have tossed his ass out in the cold with his used rubber. Who the fuck jerks off in a condom? That's bullshit! He's bonin somebody, or pokin holes in the roast beef, hamburger, or chickens when nobody is around. I guess the only bright side to that thought is that at least he used a condom and nobody is chewin on dead roasted sperm.
I mean that shit's plain nasty to even think about! But the last laugh would be on him...
Seriously, if the freak is as fuckin twisted as you say; what makes you think that he ain't already pullin nasty crap on you and your lady? He dresses up like a woman for fux sake, he obviously isn't very stable.
Now after all that shit stopped going through my mind: I would get him all kinds of drunk, stoned and passed out fucked up, while he is dressed in drag, and call an ambulance for him. After that episode; he wouldn't have much argument in court if he decided to contest an eviction...
I mean that shit's plain nasty to even think about! But the last laugh would be on him...
Seriously, if the freak is as fuckin twisted as you say; what makes you think that he ain't already pullin nasty crap on you and your lady? He dresses up like a woman for fux sake, he obviously isn't very stable.
Now after all that shit stopped going through my mind: I would get him all kinds of drunk, stoned and passed out fucked up, while he is dressed in drag, and call an ambulance for him. After that episode; he wouldn't have much argument in court if he decided to contest an eviction...