top 10 ways to get rid of your roomate
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drop 5000mic's of acid on it & watch it explode, if it stays after that, double the dose. repeat as nessasary!
shit i missed page #4, make that 500ml of dirty ass cali sunshine laced with strychinine, force feed it wont remember if it survives.
shit i missed page #4, make that 500ml of dirty ass cali sunshine laced with strychinine, force feed it wont remember if it survives.
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hgherbals420
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sorry to hear about the drama superman, but sounds like your problem is solved. crazy cross dressin assholes. have a good one brotha shit will straighten itself out. 
moresntoil
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Be cool, simply tell him you and your woman would like to go back to living alone. Give him a move out date, and be firm but polite. Your girl HAS to be on board with you, if she isnt I would move out. give her a choice, you or him.
If he is a guest in your home you should be able to call the cops if need be, what sucks is each state has different laws....so hard to say what rights you have, and what rights he has? You could just tell him to " get the fuck out of my house, your not wanted here!" lol
The best solution is not to take people in to begin with! I would be GOIN OFF on my girlfriend if she pulled that shit bro. goodluck
If he is a guest in your home you should be able to call the cops if need be, what sucks is each state has different laws....so hard to say what rights you have, and what rights he has? You could just tell him to " get the fuck out of my house, your not wanted here!" lol
The best solution is not to take people in to begin with! I would be GOIN OFF on my girlfriend if she pulled that shit bro. goodluck
i will say one thing the cops were cool about the weed. once they saw my rec hanging on door they were actually nice.
superman I am really surprised to see this kind of post coming from you
you usually have everything under control
in deed. i am taking controll of shit now fo sure
He/she called the cops??????? Oh My!!!!Fun and games are over now!!!!! mutha fuckin snitch!!!! That you know how to deal with!!!
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SeaMaiden
That's beyond the pale. Now, after you've removed this tick from your life, what are you going to do about the woman who keeps bringing in these strays? Do you think she'll at least be a little bit more discriminating? Un-fucking-believable, it's clear he doesn't plan on living there much longer now, though, right?
What if you started calling the cops on him? Damage yourself in such a manner as you can blame him, and nail his sorry ass to the wall with his own nails. Let him be hoist with his own petard!
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longearedfriend
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For the record, as a straight non-cross dresser, I want to point out that statistically most males who dress up like women are straight. They date women.
On topic, there has to be more to this story. Your woman brings home a cross-dressing, prescription addicted ex-lawyer and you let him move right in?
You're mad because he masturbates? Don't you? At least he used a condom. (Weird.)
Are you sure he was masturbating into that condom? I don't put them on all that often myself, and generally only when I'm going to be penetrating someone.
What lead up to him calling the cops?
Stop taking in strays. If the law says after 2 weeks they have residency rights... you better make them leave on day 13.
Yummy wouldn't have this problem, because he can't even get the girl to spend the damn night, much less move in.
PS - why is there a picture of a guy having sex with a turkey in your album?
On topic, there has to be more to this story. Your woman brings home a cross-dressing, prescription addicted ex-lawyer and you let him move right in?
You're mad because he masturbates? Don't you? At least he used a condom. (Weird.)
Are you sure he was masturbating into that condom? I don't put them on all that often myself, and generally only when I'm going to be penetrating someone.
What lead up to him calling the cops?
Stop taking in strays. If the law says after 2 weeks they have residency rights... you better make them leave on day 13.
Yummy wouldn't have this problem, because he can't even get the girl to spend the damn night, much less move in.
PS - why is there a picture of a guy having sex with a turkey in your album?
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BrnCow
Chocolate Exlax iced brownies...hide the weed and only have the brownies...no more smoking in the house...make them do the dishes and yard work...or any work....
theres no guy fucking a turkey in my albums LOL even the old lady wants this asshole to leave. the old lady got a big heart and falls prey to sucker with a hardass luck story.
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el dub
Throw his shit to the curb and change the locks on the door. Let him fight the residency fight from the outside.
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SeaMaiden
So did I, when I was 20yo.
i am packing his stuff for him. i am done with this crossdressing asshole
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el dub
LOL That turkey looks roofied...
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