top 10 ways to get rid of your roomate

[supermanlives]

yall keep mentioning dirty sexual things . well i think he would like than so thats out . i already know he jerks off alot as my dog brought me a dirty rubber. boy was she mad when i made her use mouthwash LOl it was alcohol free stuff so wouldnt hurt a dog much. and the asshole goes to church. maybe leave some drag pics of him in the pews?

 

[chase]

Start hosting A.A meetings in your living room.That will get rid of him.

 

[castout]

Dress up in drag, and bitch fight him....biggest queen gets the spot!!!!

 

[Brother Bear]

Dress up in drag, and bitch fight him....biggest queen gets the spot!!!!

And video it for us too

 

[The Friend]

Be a man and grow some fucking balls and kick his weird ass out. You must not be the owner of the house or your a broke ass who needs his money to pay the morgage. If your the man of the house you shoulndt have to put up with this shit

 

[forty]

tell it/him rick santorum is moving in.

 

[PoopyTeaBags]

will look . i hope its month to month . i do know there is some agreement as the neighbor has alot of rentals and had the forms. thanks man.

30 days from the start of next month that is...

 

[megayields]

Dude if my g/ f brought home something like that I'd have two peeps to kick to the curb....she should have talked to you first before bringing in any lost weirdness to your home ...geezus.

But on a good note this whole thread is like a walk down Yummybud lane!

 

[elwaponino]

Thanks everyone this has been too funny, I needed a good laugh.

 

[Beige]

I've noticed that not fucking 'em always helps. Works with both males and females. Current ratio is 4 not fucked, 3 have moved away.

 

[bobcat1963]

an upper decker might work(if he has his own bathroom)not gonna explain it as its a bit disturbing.

 

[castout]

cook them dinner, serve him with teriyaki chicken and........rice......maggots....just let a fly get in the chicken prior to cookin'............................

 

[pearlemae]

And number one is. DON'T GET A ROOM MATE TO BEGIN WITH.

 

[Phillthy]

floor buttering...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi0F8IkoIA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3m5tFxvXDc

 

[Stoner4Life]

rent the movie 'Pacific Heights', pack your shit and move out with your wife & marriage intact.

a drag queen ex-lawyer? you are so screwed.......

 

[Headbandf1]

Punch a whole in the wall board put a couple fish or a gallon of milk then seal the wall board back up, when he leaves clean it up.

 

[WeedFarm]

unplug their alarm clock

 

[supermanlives]

i put a few pubic hairs in his mayo jar.

 

[el dub]

Let him overhear a conversation between you and your wife concerning the head lice infestation you are having a tough time shaking. Then start getting up close and personal with him and his personal things....

lw

 

[paladin420]

Dude!!! just got the coffee off the monitor...That bitch is UGLY!!! man or woman...and a lawyer??? I am headin your way with a backhoe..that one needs to go in DEEP..