think I found yummybuds first date story

[mrwags]

go get some Viagra and just do it, I swear you'll feel better and more confident afterwards
(as a happily married man of 24 years, I don't have this issue, just in case my mrs is reading my posts LOL)

Sure thing TIGER We know it's you!

I'm in the same lovely boat as well OP. But the damn boy's GOTTA TRY.


Mr.Wags

 

[ArcticBlast]

ArcticBlast

 

[kaotic]

You've been to the Dam and didn't get laid? No hope...sorry.

Isn't her name Stacy something. Let me see her tits and I'll tell ya! Oh yeah...in the words of Kumar "she's barely even brown."HaHa.

 

[ROJO145]

Keep on tuggin pud puller!!All you fuckin rubes who keep encouraging this pathetic load should stop,we are not helping him.
YES YUM,your a pathetic toad who couldnt get laid with a fistfull a fiftys!!
You DONT smoke weed/grow weed/or even know weed!!
Whats up for tonite junior?Some more red tube and the hando!!!

 

[oldpink]

by nigerian momas I hope you don't mean big black women....

i'm not a racist or anything but I don't i'm not attracted to black women at all....

and i have been to amsterdam when I was 16.

close your eyes and think of America
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, those moma's will cure your problems
and give you confidence, and thats what you need $50 love you long time LOL

(oldpink wishes to stress this is all heresay from friends and not from personal experience)
just an observation

 

[accessndx]

wtf is yummybud=some dude just rambling to get attention???

What happened...you just crawl out from under a rock....Rock?

LMAO.....in spite of your lack of knowledge pertaining to our resident basket-case....it seems as if you've hit the head right on the nail with an almost sage like wisdom that comes from years of inner reflection.

In a nutshell, it doesn't matter what you say or how you respond to Yummy. If you tell him you agree, he goes on at length ad nauseum in a rather circular way. If you tell him you don't agree with whatever prattle he's pushing today, he may or may not respond in a polite manner...but he'll then go on at length ad infinitum disregardless in the same endless circular manner. Eventually the thread gets closed or continues on into obscurity....only to be reborn as another unimportant treatise to inexplicable and bizarre events in what may be considered an uneventful life destined for celibacy.

One can only hope that sufficient medications are prescribed to rectify this blight on society.

 

[genkisan]

theres this asian girl I talk to on facebook (lol) she used to work at my work but quit a year ago and she goes to my university but I only bumped itno her once.

anyways I know she used to like me but I also never asked her out and now its too late but I still chat with her on facebook which is stupid.

she was chatting with me a coupel weeks ago and she kept on asking me what kind of girls I like so I thought she may like me.

and when I used to work with her she asked for my phoen number once which is really rare. I don't usually get girls asking ME for my number but I was a bigger pussy back then than i'm now. now at least I ask girls out and fail but back then i'd run home scared and make threads about thinking about asking the girl out and never do it

anyways I never asked her out and she got pissed at me eventually I think and ignored me. and she never obviously called me.

YOU are the one who has decided it's too late.....not her.
If it was too late, she would not be chatting with you on fuckin Facebook, asshat.

As of two weeks ago she was making comments that are a dead fucking give-away....a MAJOR fucking hint if I ever heard one.....she was waiting to hear you say..."girls like you of course".....you stupid donkeyhonking moron.

All you need is to find the balls to tell this asian girl you think she is pretty in person and you'll probably get farther with girls than you ever have before......it really really is that simple.

And if you can't recognize that and find it in yourself to DO SOMETHING about this Asian girl who obviously wants you you deserve to die a miserable lonely neurotic virgin with masturbation calluses and a 35 yr old Porsche.

If yer not gonna wake up and smell the pussy, then fuck you and yer "social anxiety" again with the big wooden kawk.......because remember this Yummy:


It ain't gonna happen like in the porn flicks, Yummy....the girl is NOT gonna walk up to you, grab yer kawk and whisper "I"love you"....YOU actually have to make some fucking effort.

 

[kaotic]

What happened...you just crawl out from under a rock....Rock?

LMAO.....in spite of your lack of knowledge pertaining to our resident basket-case....it seems as if you've hit the head right on the nail with an almost sage like wisdom that comes from years of inner reflection.

In a nutshell, it doesn't matter what you say or how you respond to Yummy. If you tell him you agree, he goes on at length ad nauseum in a rather circular way. If you tell him you don't agree with whatever prattle he's pushing today, he may or may not respond in a polite manner...but he'll then go on at length ad infinitum disregardless in the same endless circular manner. Eventually the thread gets closed or continues on into obscurity....only to be reborn as another unimportant treatise to inexplicable and bizarre events in what may be considered an uneventful life destined for celibacy.

One can only hope that sufficient medications are prescribed to rectify this blight on society.

You have a way with words.

 

[THC_Decapitator]

go for the fat chick . There the best
I hate to use the word fat . I meant healthy/thick n juicy
she would rock your world !

 

[Yummybud]

that asian girl I heard has a boyfriend and I saw her holding hands with some asian dude last year lol.

because she was asking me what kind of girls I like doesn't mean she wants me.

but yeah I did actually say "well cute girls like you"

but that was on facebook. girls aren't impressed when you flirt with them on facebook lol.

 

[antimatter]

lol

 

[genkisan]

that asian girl I heard has a boyfriend and I saw her holding hands with some asian dude last year lol.

because she was asking me what kind of girls I like doesn't mean she wants me.

but yeah I did actually say "well cute girls like you"

but that was on facebook. girls aren't impressed when you flirt with them on facebook lol.

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

yeah right!

yeah right!

i'm really turned off by bony looking girls. I'd prefer a chubby girl over a bony one. I don't want to hold or fk a skeleton.

BITCH YOU BETTA TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET!! LMAO

thats the last phrase you should ever mention in regards to a female of any kind ,"i dont want to. . ."

as if you had a chance in the first place, your lookin at life style of necrophilia once you finish school bruh

i wouldnt even worry about seeing your sorry ass in person, we'll see you in the news first.

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

INCREDIBLE.

I wrote a thread called "do people really think that growing is easy?" and I got about 150 responses and 400 views.

You can have a simple thread with Yummy's name in it and get exactly the same amount of posts, regardless of the topic!

You are doing something right Yummy! LOL

 

[motaloca]

actually that girl at my work that I asked out and she seemdt o like me at first (smiling at me all the time and coming to talk to me) I think I creeped her out lol.

when she added me on facebook I sent her a message in german saying I missed seeing her at work lol. (she speaks german).

yummy i want to see your German message.

 

[whiterabbit9]

someone post the i want to believe picture

 

[psycho pirate]

couldn't find it so i made one

 

[Lord Doobie]

uh...why are two snowgirls kissing? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

[LowGrow]

man that sounds even more depressing. "you either got it or you don't"

so that means I'm never going to find a girl that actually likes me damn. cus I obviously don't got "it".

anyways yeah maybe someday i'll meet a hot girl that is socially retarded and smokes weed, likes old german sportscars, law, and laughs at inapropriate times.

I know 3 girls like this minus the car (they don't care as long as you have one) Yummy If you came to my turf I could have your virgin ass laid within the hour my friend, there are some guys here that are even more depressing/fucked up than you would ever hope to be and are getting a constant supply of woman love. oh and btw don't go for the socially awkward girls (1 socially awkward boy+1 socially awkward girl=cataclysmic social failure) go for the really outgoing girls or the girls that try to fix problems like you (just kidding). Im sure your a cool guy to know just remember once you get that first taste you will not be yummybuds no more you will have to change your screen name lol. I know a guy who didn't get any till he was 24, he acted like a big kid... he got laid, smoked some weed, (my damn dad stole my stash and made me sell it to him..... ) and got drunk for the first time in the same week...totally different person he went from a kids wonder to a penny pinching business man even cut his hair, then the women he lost it to wrung him dry and left him to the wolves. uh now that I read this post its not so encoureging.....well anyway there are women out there you just have to find them, if there are girls that deal with alcoholic abusive pieces of shit for 40 years before they flip out and kill them then im sure you can get a girl to stand you long enough to get your pecker wet then its all downhill from there my friend... you will spend your time, money, and brainpower to do anything you have to keep that shit in your life its like falling into a hole with 100 pounds of top quality gange with your bowl and a whole pack of lighters you won't likely want to come out anytime soon no matter what the green gnome at the top of the hole tells ya! lol

 

[antimatter]

I know 3 girls like this minus the car (they don't care as long as you have one) Yummy If you came to my turf I could have your virgin ass laid within the hour my friend, there are some guys here that are even more depressing/fucked up than you would ever hope to be and are getting a constant supply of woman love. oh and btw don't go for the socially awkward girls (1 socially awkward boy+1 socially awkward girl=cataclysmic social failure) go for the really outgoing girls or the girls that try to fix problems like you (just kidding). Im sure your a cool guy to know just remember once you get that first taste you will not be yummybuds no more you will have to change your screen name lol. I know a guy who didn't get any till he was 24, he acted like a big kid... he got laid, smoked some weed, (my damn dad stole my stash and made me sell it to him..... ) and got drunk for the first time in the same week...totally different person he went from a kids wonder to a penny pinching business man even cut his hair, then the women he lost it to wrung him dry and left him to the wolves. uh now that I read this post its not so encoureging.....well anyway there are women out there you just have to find them, if there are girls that deal with alcoholic abusive pieces of shit for 40 years before they flip out and kill them then im sure you can get a girl to stand you long enough to get your pecker wet then its all downhill from there my friend... you will spend your time, money, and brainpower to do anything you have to keep that shit in your life its like falling into a hole with 100 pounds of top quality gange with your bowl and a whole pack of lighters you won't likely want to come out anytime soon no matter what the green gnome at the top of the hole tells ya! lol

don't kid yourself it would take you a lot longer then an hour to please yummybud.