think I found yummybuds first date story
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LOL, But you keep on like, totally locking his own Pussytarded threads McDude....
not me locking the threads, I don't lock yummy's threads as he's a brother of the unholy trinity
of which I am a founder member, but I don't interfere with a mod's decision unless warrented
I value there input to the site and mostly they get it right in deciding if a thread has run its course and needs closing
(mostly for his own good to stop him getting bashed too much)
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE TEARS!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE TEARS!!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!!
i think we have all met yummys match. omg, all i didi was look at the drawings and started to tear up.
OMG now thats comedy fo' yo' ASS
i dont think even yummy can top that, although i wouldnt be surprised if he could.
yo yo oy yo, im gonna show everyone at my job that shit tooooonight!!! best believe!!!!!
serioulsy ROFLMAO for real for real!!!!
now i got snot, awe damn this is killer shit!!! roflmao a pic is truly worth a thousand words!!!!!!
bwahhhahahahahahahhhahahh!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE TEARS!!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!!
i think we have all met yummys match. omg, all i didi was look at the drawings and started to tear up.
OMG now thats comedy fo' yo' ASS
i dont think even yummy can top that, although i wouldnt be surprised if he could.
yo yo oy yo, im gonna show everyone at my job that shit tooooonight!!! best believe!!!!!
serioulsy ROFLMAO for real for real!!!!
now i got snot, awe damn this is killer shit!!! roflmao a pic is truly worth a thousand words!!!!!!
bwahhhahahahahahahhhahahh!!!!!!
man i'm graduating from university this semester this week i'm done.
then I have way more time to try and find girls to fail at asking out.
theres this asian girl I talk to on facebook (lol) she used to work at my work but quit a year ago and she goes to my university but I only bumped itno her once.
anyways I know she used to like me but I also never asked her out and now its too late but I still chat with her on facebook which is stupid.
she was chatting with me a coupel weeks ago and she kept on asking me what kind of girls I like so I thought she may like me.
and when I used to work with her she asked for my phoen number once which is really rare. I don't usually get girls asking ME for my number but I was a bigger pussy back then than i'm now. now at least I ask girls out and fail but back then i'd run home scared and make threads about thinking about asking the girl out and never do it
anyways I never asked her out and she got pissed at me eventually I think and ignored me. and she never obviously called me.
as funny as it sounds I atually rejected one girl last year lol, I didn't find her attractive and she kept on texting me to meet up to study or borrow my books etc and I stopped responding to her and she eventually left me alone.
then I have way more time to try and find girls to fail at asking out.
theres this asian girl I talk to on facebook (lol) she used to work at my work but quit a year ago and she goes to my university but I only bumped itno her once.
anyways I know she used to like me but I also never asked her out and now its too late but I still chat with her on facebook which is stupid.
she was chatting with me a coupel weeks ago and she kept on asking me what kind of girls I like so I thought she may like me.
and when I used to work with her she asked for my phoen number once which is really rare. I don't usually get girls asking ME for my number but I was a bigger pussy back then than i'm now. now at least I ask girls out and fail but back then i'd run home scared and make threads about thinking about asking the girl out and never do it
anyways I never asked her out and she got pissed at me eventually I think and ignored me. and she never obviously called me.
as funny as it sounds I atually rejected one girl last year lol, I didn't find her attractive and she kept on texting me to meet up to study or borrow my books etc and I stopped responding to her and she eventually left me alone.
Like Duh Yummy
If you would read what we post and MAYBE some time try it.... Well enough said about that.
I like how Mrs Babba said it was funny shit,even if it was all over the shower.
Oh and Yummy It's damn near impossible to learn without failure,you just GOTTA TRY.
Good Find OP
Mr.Wags
see your just looking at the wrong signals
call her up out of the blue and ask her out, the worst she can do is say no
aim lower and work your way up, don't aim for the bullseye esp if your not that good a shot
just hit the target and try to improve as your confidence grow's
man I think I got to try to find the slutty chicks... like someone here mentioned I think my my thread......
theres this persian girl I always see at the grocery store (cashier) and she always looks at me.
anyways one of my facebook friends has her as a facebook friend and I accidently saw her facebook profile so I click on it and you can view her pictures.........
well I look at her pictures thinking she seems like a shy girl lol. and what do I see? her profile pictures are filled with half naked pictures of herself pole dancing!!??
no shes not a stripper but has a stripper pole in her freakin living room and she has all these slutty pictures of herself pole dancing in her underwear.
man i'd always see her at the grocery store and I'd think wow she's a "shy girl"
damn maybe all girls are just really slutty. almost every girl I see on facebook has tons of half nude pictures of htemselves for everyone to see.
theres this persian girl I always see at the grocery store (cashier) and she always looks at me.
anyways one of my facebook friends has her as a facebook friend and I accidently saw her facebook profile so I click on it and you can view her pictures.........
well I look at her pictures thinking she seems like a shy girl lol. and what do I see? her profile pictures are filled with half naked pictures of herself pole dancing!!??
no shes not a stripper but has a stripper pole in her freakin living room and she has all these slutty pictures of herself pole dancing in her underwear.
man i'd always see her at the grocery store and I'd think wow she's a "shy girl"
damn maybe all girls are just really slutty. almost every girl I see on facebook has tons of half nude pictures of htemselves for everyone to see.
Read this again Yummy. You NEED practice so practice on the fat and ugly ones. They need someone like you yummy. You never know one might have a snapper.
Thats the kind that you put it in soft and listen to the bones crack whin it get hard!
online persona's are so misleading
I found that out through years of being Admin on sites, never judge a book by its cover
meet the real person and find out for yourself
after all you are a member of a very exclusive club here on IC and we demand more of the trinity members
grow som balls, give her a call
its either a notch on your bed post or a scored out record in your contact list, but that depends on you
OP
I found that out through years of being Admin on sites, never judge a book by its cover
meet the real person and find out for yourself
after all you are a member of a very exclusive club here on IC and we demand more of the trinity members
grow som balls, give her a call
its either a notch on your bed post or a scored out record in your contact list, but that depends on you
OP
give who a call. that chick that I rejected I don't even have her number. my old cell phone broke so I don't even have her number.
and the girl with the pole dancing pictures in her underwear. yeah maybe she's not actually slutty in real life but obviously a real attention whore looking for compliments from guys. in her pictures she has tons of guys saying omg thats so hot and she replies saying oh thanks.
and the girl with the pole dancing pictures in her underwear. yeah maybe she's not actually slutty in real life but obviously a real attention whore looking for compliments from guys. in her pictures she has tons of guys saying omg thats so hot and she replies saying oh thanks.
i'm really turned off by bony looking girls. I'd prefer a chubby girl over a bony one. I don't want to hold or fk a skeleton.
see setting your sights to high
aim lower and work up, at least you might get laid that way
that girl at the grocery store. the other day I was stoned and went to buy some candy lol and I went to her checkout and she looked pissed at me for some reason and sounded really nervous. I was thinking maybe she knows I looked at her slutty profile pictures. she posted a reply a facebook status update which I also had posted on so she probably saw my profile and knew who I was because she's seen me at the grocery store all the time.
she tried to start a conversation with me once too she asked me if I go to school and whre I work.
she tried to start a conversation with me once too she asked me if I go to school and whre I work.
Yummy trust me after all the years of reading your thread's here and at the other place lol you really don't wanna post up things like this. For the same reason a pc grower should NEVER start a thread with Massive Commercial Grow.
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I'd think after all these years you would fuck a snake if you could keep it's mouth open long enough let alone a finickiness of fat or skinny chicks.
YOU GOTTA TRY SOMETHING SOMEDAY HOW ABOUT TODAY?
Pick up the damn phone and MAKE THE CALL to any girl just try.
PLEASE YUMMY
Wags
I can't if i'm not attracted to a girl I can't make myself attracted to her.
and i'm not super picky or anything. I'm not saying she has to look like a victorias secret model lol or a playboy bunny. i'm seriously not that picky
but i'm usually only attracted to shorter caucasian girls with darker hair which equals a ton of girls that fit that description.
yeah but none of them seem attracted to you
advice from an older man (almost 46) go get laid, if she doesn't turn you on
go get some Viagra and just do it, I swear you'll feel better and more confident afterwards
(as a happily married man of 24 years, I don't have this issue, just in case my mrs is reading my posts LOL)
Oh and if you ever make it to the Dam its my mission in life to take you to the RLD
and get you a Nigerian sandwich as a good friend put it
2 big moma's with yummy in the middle LOL
I'd love to see your face when you come out of that booth and the best €100 I ever spent
now don't say Trinity membership does not have perk's
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