think I found yummybuds first date story

[TrichyTrichy]

 

[desant]

i normally like to rip into yummy every now and again and after an epic rant a good while ago i said to myself i woud stop, but i dont see the point anymore. it is obvious that hes here for a reason and that is as our internet whipping boy so im not going to try and wonder why anymore. as the saying goes "if you cant beat 'em, join 'em!!"

so let me start with this as i am one to think i have a quick wit of sorts

YUMMYBUD YOU COULDNT GET LAID EVEN IF YOU WERE A CHARACTER IN GRAND THEFT AUTO.

and to be honest why is that the most lame bastard on here have one of the best sign on names and doesnt grow shit but older, dumber and more assanine? i mean think of it, say it once or twice slowly . . . YUMMY - BUD. . . to most of us you hear a name like YUMMYBUD and you think of a grow room of vast proportions with rows of lights and plants oozing with resin with oh so promising names from some of the best breeders; you expect to find a thread packed with information that you never knew existed until coming onto this thread, the name itself speaks of a nirvana like place where growers come to find all their problems solved. . . .. .only to come into one of his threads to find this sniveling little bitch of a girly man that couldn't get laid at a luau.

Yummybud- i got a question for ya, do you masturbate to the nasty posts that people post on here that describe you as subhuman? is that what gets you off about all this?

and i dont think your a racist but what about black women you dont like? cause it seems that you dont like women period, but what makes the darkies so distinguished in your aversion to the opposite sex is what i'd like to know?

and how would you know the difference of sex between a big girl or skinny girl to have an opinion of either one since you have never had sex before to begin with with anyone? and remember lettin' a couple fly from the old custard stick to internet porn doesnt count.

be honest, your penis hates you doesn't it?


(i love this, its like a never ending roast!!!)

K+

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

haha those shemales I can easily tell are males.

guys don't have hips like women and look at that shemales hands totally man hands.

but sometimes real ugly women look like shemales.

oh so thats it yummy!!! your last relationship was with a shemale was it?!

or did someone close to you in your immediate family have the same said man hands?

 

[antimatter]

i normally like to rip into yummy every now and again and after an epic rant a good while ago i said to myself i woud stop, but i dont see the point anymore. it is obvious that hes here for a reason and that is as our internet whipping boy so im not going to try and wonder why anymore. as the saying goes "if you cant beat 'em, join 'em!!"

so let me start with this as i am one to think i have a quick wit of sorts

YUMMYBUD YOU COULDNT GET LAID EVEN IF YOU WERE A CHARACTER IN GRAND THEFT AUTO.

and to be honest why is that the most lame bastard on here have one of the best sign on names and doesnt grow shit but older, dumber and more assanine? i mean think of it, say it once or twice slowly . . . YUMMY - BUD. . . to most of us you hear a name like YUMMYBUD and you think of a grow room of vast proportions with rows of lights and plants oozing with resin with oh so promising names from some of the best breeders; you expect to find a thread packed with information that you never knew existed until coming onto this thread, the name itself speaks of a nirvana like place where growers come to find all their problems solved. . . .. .only to come into one of his threads to find this sniveling little bitch of a girly man that couldn't get laid at a luau.

Yummybud- i got a question for ya, do you masturbate to the nasty posts that people post on here that describe you as subhuman? is that what gets you off about all this?

and i dont think your a racist but what about black women you dont like? cause it seems that you dont like women period, but what makes the darkies so distinguished in your aversion to the opposite sex is what i'd like to know?

and how would you know the difference of sex between a big girl or skinny girl to have an opinion of either one since you have never had sex before to begin with with anyone? and remember lettin' a couple fly from the old custard stick to internet porn doesnt count.

be honest, your penis hates you doesn't it?


(i love this, its like a never ending roast!!!)

Thats not very nice, so what if hes a rascist women hater the man still managed to get himself through law school. Lets say he stays a virgin till hes in his 40's all it takes is 1 year of fucking a different girl every single day to put his numbers way over the average joe.

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

I finally got the picture!

I don't know what it means, but I laugh everytime I see it!!





(Your famous Yummy!!!)

 

[desant]

it says i want to believe , it makes u a "half full" type of person and expands your mind

 

[Yummybud]

done school!! yehaaaaaaa finally finished my bachelors degree.

man today I had an opportunity to ask a girl for her number but I didn't because I was too pussy.

this asian girl in my class who always comes and talks to me (seems interested), she first came up to me one day and said " hey I noticed you always get donuts before class" so she obviously wants to talk ...

today she saw me studtying before my final and came and said hi then left then came back an hour later and said hey you still here and chated for a while then said ok well bye and I said bye and left.

I didn't know how to ask for her number or whatever without being awkward so I didn't. didn't want to just jump in all of a sudden and ask her out. but should have she probabl liked me.

 

[Yummybud]

man I don't even know her name i've talked to her a couple times in class and never even asked what her name was.

 

[Yummybud]

I keep on missing so many opportunities. this east indian girl in my class who is pretty hot also always used to come and talk to me and once I was leaving class I saw her running behind me to catch up with me.

but I didnt' really like her. she is good looking BUT after she start talking she is not hot anymore..... she has a manly voice lol. maybe she's one of those shemales.

 

[sparkjumper]

You idiot did you even look down to see if she had a wet spot?Never mind dumbass

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

I keep on missing so many opportunities. this east indian girl in my class who is pretty hot also always used to come and talk to me and once I was leaving class I saw her running behind me to catch up with me.
.

I like that East Indian look. Maybe its the darker skin color but some of those girls are SMOKIN hot

 

[Yummybud]

yeah that asian girl definately liked me but I didn't want to be awkward and ask her for her number in the middle of the conversation so I didn't.........

it has to be natural I can't just jump in the conversation and say oh I think you're hot lets go out. I haven't really talked to her much when we were in class just during breaks sometimes

 

[funkervogt]

Indian girls rarely put out, but I will say I think this is a good avenue to explore given your situation. In my experience, Indian girls are sexually inexperienced, which can make it awkward when they're around a highly sexual potential partner (me). I've taken Indian girls home for a little hanky-panky, but have rarely banged or received hand/mouth relief.

I think in your case your shared inexperience would lead the female companion to feel comfortable with you. Just don't get too grabby, but do wear sunglasses, because a lot of Indian dudes in Bollywood wear sunglasses:

 

[desant]

You idiot did you even look down to see if she had a wet spot?Never mind dumbass

LMAO

 

[Yummybud]

I like that East Indian look. Maybe its the darker skin color but some of those girls are SMOKIN hot

yeah she was pretty hot but like I said she had a very unattractive voice.......... that just totally made her unattractive as soon as she starts talking. I like a girl with a girly voice.

the first day in class I thought man that girl is hot, then when I heard her speak not so much.

 

[golden]

holy shit yummy just ask the asian for the fucking number, "can I get your number?"

is so ez

Yummy, lets experiment, just do the opposite of what you think is proper..

youll be in there fast

 

[funkervogt]

holy shit yummy just ask the asian for the fucking number, "can I get your number?"

is so ez

Also ask her if she could help you with your math. Math gets Asians hot and sticky like sweet 'n' sour pork.

 

[Yummybud]

i'm usually not attracted to indian girs anyways. I'd prefer caucasian and lighter skinned girls.

 

[golden]

shit some of those indians have skin under all those clothes so fucking smooth

but yeah they aint putting out for shit, or Kali the destroyer or Ganesh will be piss on theyre family or something

 

[Yummybud]

um well kind of too late. today was my last day of exams and I won't see her again lol.

I felt like she liked me because when she was talking to me she wanted to stick around and didn't look like she wanted to leave and was chatting with me for 5 minutes then said well alright see you later and I said yeah bye.