think I found yummybuds first date story

[golden]

Originally Posted by Yummybud
"Hi i'm yummybud, I really love deep friers, did you know deep friers heat up to 400 degrees fahrenheit, deep friers can cook all sorts of things such as potatoes, and onions but also a variety of meats such as chicken and buffalo, I like deep friers, can I get your number?"

Dude needs to be on the stand up circuit, pretty sure if Sarah Silverman passed him by she would fuck his virginity ALL UP.

 

[whiterabbit9]

tranny time

 

[funkervogt]

^^

They can be difficult to spot.

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Can someone send me a "I want to believe" with Yummy's pic? I don't know what it means but I crack up when I see it! LMAO!

Even if we laugh........ YOU are a LEGEND Yummy!

 

[whiterabbit9]

I think we need to get a shemale for yummy

 

[buckeye-leaf]

he doesnt even go to titty bars, what the fuck is his problem?

i remember a thread he made few years ago about him pukin on a car after stripclub......dood is a trip

 

[psycho pirate]

If it was just a bj you can always keep telling yourself it was really a chick...

 

[golden]

fuck man you guys are grossing me out pls no more tranny pix..

If it was just a bj you can always keep telling yourself it was really a chick...

Words of experience?

Yummysan dont get no trannies try the old yoga style suk-yer-own-dick instead!

 

[HighTech]

Id be more inclined to wait till 99,....

 

[Yummybud]

lol drag queens make me laugh.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

well no..... you can't just conclude that I have a syndrome like aspergers syndrome (form of autism) by the fact that i'm socially awkward


one of the main things with aspergers syndrome (and autism) is lack of empathy.

You lack empathy for fat people.

what I have is social anxiety/depression which usually go together.

Not your type of social anxiety. Depression-type social anxiety is (like) you don't want to answer your door bell at 4pm because you're still wearing your jammies.

and i'm not socially awkward with everyone just in certain situations like approaching a girl...

If you get weird with girls, (the kind of weird that doesn't get you laid) you're socially awkward.

and i get panick attacks sometimes. liek when I go shopping at the grocery store or the mall i'll have a panick attack sometimes, like sweating heart racing, mind going cloudy.

Sounds like agoraphobia or fear of the market place, no pun intended. I bet there's therapy in the form of a pill that would make you only semi-weird to girls. Semi-weird might get you laid.

Unless of course you'd be willing to bag a weird gal (at least once) to get your wings or whatever. It would certainly alter your thread titles.

Check out the Deuce Bigalo movies to see what I'm talking about. There are all kinds of weird gals waiting to get bagged, even if it they have to bag a weird dude.

 

[Yummybud]

tomorrow is my last day of university! I'm freakin done my bachelors degree and not going back until 2011 if I get into lawschool somwhere.

so I have 1.5 years at least with no school to go to just work. now I have so much more free time. i'm going to try to take advantage of my free time, maybe try to meet some more girls. maybe get a new job where lots of girls work. don't know.

 

[Yummybud]

man i'm so excited this firday i'm going to go out and get wasted and smoke a ton of weed with a bunch of guys from work. non of them smoke weed though but drink, i'll just smoke the weed myself.

someone mentioned strip club I never went to one, that was a nightclub I puked at lol.

I got invited to a strip club by guys at my work a few months ago but I had exams to study for so couldn't go.

 

[medi-useA]

Find a stripper who lapdances for weed!


I'm transportless and 200km away from the nearest stripper....otherwise I'd take my own advice! lol

muA

 

[GET MO]

HAHAHA!!! Good one old pink!

 

[Yummybud]

haha those shemales I can easily tell are males.

guys don't have hips like women and look at that shemales hands totally man hands.

but sometimes real ugly women look like shemales.

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

I think a number of ICers would possibly benifit taking the ladyboylover test kindly posted for your edification http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/

Post your scores, if you dare

Anybody making the slightest error in their choices is condemned to also trying http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale2/ and http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/ just to reassure themselves.....

 

[desant]

you can chat with the lady AFTER you fuck her.....

Lol lol lol

lol lol lol

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

i normally like to rip into yummy every now and again and after an epic rant a good while ago i said to myself i woud stop, but i dont see the point anymore. it is obvious that hes here for a reason and that is as our internet whipping boy so im not going to try and wonder why anymore. as the saying goes "if you cant beat 'em, join 'em!!"

so let me start with this as i am one to think i have a quick wit of sorts

YUMMYBUD YOU COULDNT GET LAID EVEN IF YOU WERE A CHARACTER IN GRAND THEFT AUTO.

and to be honest why is that the most lame bastard on here have one of the best sign on names and doesnt grow shit but older, dumber and more assanine? i mean think of it, say it once or twice slowly . . . YUMMY - BUD. . . to most of us you hear a name like YUMMYBUD and you think of a grow room of vast proportions with rows of lights and plants oozing with resin with oh so promising names from some of the best breeders; you expect to find a thread packed with information that you never knew existed until coming onto this thread, the name itself speaks of a nirvana like place where growers come to find all their problems solved. . . .. .only to come into one of his threads to find this sniveling little bitch of a girly man that couldn't get laid at a luau.

Yummybud- i got a question for ya, do you masturbate to the nasty posts that people post on here that describe you as subhuman? is that what gets you off about all this?

and i dont think your a racist but what about black women you dont like? cause it seems that you dont like women period, but what makes the darkies so distinguished in your aversion to the opposite sex is what i'd like to know?

and how would you know the difference of sex between a big girl or skinny girl to have an opinion of either one since you have never had sex before to begin with with anyone? and remember lettin' a couple fly from the old custard stick to internet porn doesnt count.

be honest, your penis hates you doesn't it?


(i love this, its like a never ending roast!!!)

 

[Yummybud]

thanks for sharing.