Bart: Dad you killed zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a Zombie?
Homer: He was a Zombie?
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From the episode when homer gains all the weight to work from home
Computer Screen: Press any key to continue
Homer: There isnt any any key
Homer to Marge: hey misses doesnt find me sextually attractive anymore.
I just doubled my productivity (by finding out he can just push Y for yes and N for no)
Computer Screen: Press any key to continue
Homer: There isnt any any key
Homer to Marge: hey misses doesnt find me sextually attractive anymore.
I just doubled my productivity (by finding out he can just push Y for yes and N for no)
Release the hounds.
more lionel hutz
"Bourbon brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting. (to the liquor bottle) Whats that? You want me to drink you? But I am in the middle of a trial."
peace
jip
"Bourbon brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting. (to the liquor bottle) Whats that? You want me to drink you? But I am in the middle of a trial."
peace
jip
Monorail
Monorail
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
you can run.....
but you cant GLIDE!!
but you cant GLIDE!!
C
Classy@Home
Selma: Huh. It's like he just disappeared into fat air.
[she and Patty laugh]
I can do a pretty fair impression of this quote - don't use your upper jaw or the top of your face to talk, and talk quietly & like you are gargling gently at the same time...
[she and Patty laugh]
I can do a pretty fair impression of this quote - don't use your upper jaw or the top of your face to talk, and talk quietly & like you are gargling gently at the same time...
C
Classy@Home
"Monkey knife fights..."
stevefrench
Active member
Marge - Oh, I see you drive on the left up here?
Canadian - No ma'am, I'm drunk.
&
Marge - For god sakes Homer, give them back their flame!
Homer - No! The olympics have pre-empted my favorite shows for the last time!
Canadian - No ma'am, I'm drunk.
&
Marge - For god sakes Homer, give them back their flame!
Homer - No! The olympics have pre-empted my favorite shows for the last time!
Gun clerk: "Whoa! Careful there Annie Oakely"
Homer: "I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!"
Gun clerk: "Well you'll probably want the accessory kit.
Holster, bandolier, silencer, loudener, speed cocker"
Homer: "Oh I like the sound of that!"
Gun clerk: "And this is for shooting down police helicopters"
Homer: "Oh I don't need anything like that ... yet.
Just give me my gun."
Gun clerk: "Sorry the law requires a 5 day waiting period. We've got to run a background check"
Homer: "Five days! But I'm mad now!
I'd kill you if I had my gun"
Gun clerk: "Yeah, well, you don't"
-----
Gun clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...
Homer: Yeah.
Gun clerk: Frequent problems with alcohol...
Homer: Oh heh heh, yeah.
Gun clerk: You beat up President Bush!
Homer: Former President.
(The clerk stamps the paper.)
Homer: "Potentially dangerous"?
Gun clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.
Homer: Woo hoo!
Homer: "I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!"
Gun clerk: "Well you'll probably want the accessory kit.
Holster, bandolier, silencer, loudener, speed cocker"
Homer: "Oh I like the sound of that!"
Gun clerk: "And this is for shooting down police helicopters"
Homer: "Oh I don't need anything like that ... yet.
Just give me my gun."
Gun clerk: "Sorry the law requires a 5 day waiting period. We've got to run a background check"
Homer: "Five days! But I'm mad now!
I'd kill you if I had my gun"
Gun clerk: "Yeah, well, you don't"
-----
Gun clerk: Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...
Homer: Yeah.
Gun clerk: Frequent problems with alcohol...
Homer: Oh heh heh, yeah.
Gun clerk: You beat up President Bush!
Homer: Former President.
(The clerk stamps the paper.)
Homer: "Potentially dangerous"?
Gun clerk: Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.
Homer: Woo hoo!
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Stupid sexy Flanders
Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
Flanders: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!
Dr. Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2 antagonism. [slides down partition]
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Flanders: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Dr. Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility factor. [slide down partition]
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
Flanders: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!
Dr. Foster: Hmm. He's not responding. [into microphone] Proceed to level 2 antagonism. [slides down partition]
Homer: Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Flanders: Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. [partition slides up] Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!
Dr. Foster: Ah, he's still repressing. [into microphone] Maximum hostility factor. [slide down partition]
Homer: I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?
Homer calling out to Bart,
"keep going... keep going.... keep going......"
(Homer running Bart into a tree feigning a football pass)
from the early Simpson vignette cartoons on Tracey Ullman
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Classy@Home
stevefrench
Active member
Homer - This is the only newspaper in America that isn't afraid to tell the truth........ That everything is just fine.
K
KSP
Willy the janitor:
Ya used me Skinner - there's no such thing as Scotchtober Day!
Ya used me Skinner - there's no such thing as Scotchtober Day!
