Remember the time when he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
But why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
"When I was 17, I had my very first beer. I had my very first beer that purchased with a fake id, my name was Bobby McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was 17". -Homer
Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?