Post Favorite Simpsons Quote

[ShroomDr]

"When I started here, i didnt even know what a nuclear pant-er plant was"

Homer's Enemy

 

[draco]

'"...must... have... beer...."

i use this one a lot.

 

[eddie.saw]

Krusty the Clown: Hey yutz. Guns aren't toys - - they're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face.

 

[ShroomDr]

Moe Szyslak: I love Valentines Day. Just mix a couple of drops of Jagermeister with some pink lemonade, add some cherry chapstick, call it Cupid's Ambrosia and charge it up the wazoo.

 

[Max Headroom]

from C.E.D'Oh

Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns, I've compiled list of safety recommendations for the plant.
Mr. Burns: Well, let me throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight.

(the way burns says it - very sarcastically - made me laugh for minutes)

 

[ShroomDr]

I say this one a lot too. In the episode 'Homer's Enemy' (which is full of great quotes) Homer is sitting in his car pretending to drive to work, Marge gives him a pep talk and he says.


"To Professionalism" [cracks and drinks beer]

 

[LeeROI]

.

 

[HempHut]

Homer (Max Power): "Max Power doesn't abbreviate."

 

[mrcreosote]

"Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison."

"Oh, my God, OH MY GOD...
Where did you get that brownie?"

 

[ShroomDr]

"Here Comes Two"

(Both Homer and Abe say this when there is a movie about to start, maybe Bart too.) (I say it too.)



The Simpsons that aired 11/27/2011 (Simpsons 2307 The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants) was FULL of dark humor and witty lines (for the first time in ages).

 

[wang]

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

 

[PistilPete]

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer J.

 

[Guest58392]

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[MaynardG_Krebs]

Doh!

 

[Classy@Home]

Woohoo!!!

(Heard throughout my house whenever Maple Leafs score a goal - and keep your Leafs jokes to yourself, they are doing well THIS year, SO FAR...)

 

[HempHut]

*Homer is worried Bart might be gay and asks Moe and Barney for advice*

Moe: "Well, let's see now, uh, time was you sent a boy off to war. Shooting a man'd fix 'em right up. But there's not even any wars no more, thank you very much, Warren Christopher!"

Barney: "Hey, better yet, Bart could shoot a deer! That's like shooting a beautiful man."

 

[HempHut]

Bart: "So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?"

Marge: "Stop calling her that!"

Lenny: "I'll tell you how she died. You know that sign that says, 'Do not stand up on the roller coaster'?"

Bart: "Yeah."

Lenny: "She overdosed right in front of it."

 

[ShroomDr]

Mr. Burns "He he, i was in an anecdote once"

 

[Sabudda]

Stockbroker: Homer, it's your stockbroker. Your stock in the powerplant just went up for the first time in 10 years.
Homer: I own stock!
Stockbroker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain constitutional rights.
German Managers: Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant. We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order... Simpson, Homer. That is all.

 

[HempHut]

Homer: "How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?