Look, I think we've already covered the fact that the OP is a useless sack-o-dirt without any marketable skills.
Maybe he can say that he's trying to qualify for the PGA tour...
Why are you such a hater man? What did I do to you? Oh, i know why, because youre jealous. Youre that guy. Youre pissed because i play golf all day and bang strippers at night while you do the 9 to 5 behind and change diapers at night. All the while your wife spends every dollar you have on meaningless shit trying to keep up with the Jones's. YOure jealous man, i get it. But why not be happy for someone instead of hatin? I feel sorry for you dude. No way to go through life.