confession thread

[tetragrammaton]

I once was with my friend and we had to go to this Bitches house, and I don't say that as a derogatory term for a woman, I mean, she was literally a bitch. So, my friend and her leave to go pick up something, and while I'm there all alone, I masturbate and ejaculate all over her sheets. She has a husband as well, who would be home later that night.

 

[Tr33]

some fuct up shite in this thread.

IDNA n NN

 

[miss addy]

Some of the stuff on this thread don't sound legal

 

[tetragrammaton]

I've relapsed countless times, and most likely will again in the future, yet still call myself a recovered heroin addict.

 

[VagPuncher]

I jerk off at work and cum in my bosses plants soil.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

No closet hiding here. I like to keep it honest from the get. I once cheated on my girl with a stripper and straight up told her the next day. Aint no point in holding shit back cause it will only hold you down in the long run. There are some dark secrets though noone will ever know cause that would mean people would go to jail for life and i aint with that routine.

getting a lapdance isnt cheating. strippers arent really people haha. if you only got a little lap dance it aint shit...if you got to motorboat the titties you are pushing the envelope of cheating but not fully cheating. its only cheating if your dick gets pulled out lol. of course this is for guys perspective...for girls its cheating if you even look at a stripper haha..


one time...(and i really do feeel kinda bad about this)...i cheated on my girlfriend of 4 years with some young thang. after fucking ms. young thang i went to my girlfriends house, and she gave me a blowjob with ms. youngthangs pussy juice all over my schlong still.

on one hand i felt like a pimp...but i feel kinda bad about it because my GF is a good person and its kinda fucked up what i did.

 

[memphis man]

one time...(and i really do feeel kinda bad about this)...i cheated on my girlfriend of 4 years with some young thang. after fucking ms. young thang i went to my girlfriends house, and she gave me a blowjob with ms. youngthangs pussy juice all over my schlong still.

on one hand i felt like a pimp...but i feel kinda bad about it because my GF is a good person and its kinda fucked up what i did.

same here lmmfao

 

[dank.frank]

I think after reading some of your posts in this thread....I'm going to have to remove some of you from my friends list....

Yes, this WAS a confession...if you not there anymore...OOPS....



dank.Frank

 

[Lazyman]

I have done countless things Im not proud of. Most of them I won't even put into type, but there's plenty of smaller things.

I guess I should apologize to someone for raping that busload of nuns, but they kept asking if they could go next!

Old habits are hard to break, but nun of that matters when you give it to her in the rectory!

Ha!

 

[med_breeder]

Today I was in a GNC parking lot about to go in.
I saw this young male hipster type walking out with a bag filled with what looked like protein powder. He was playing on his iphone not paying attention. A Geo Metro started to back out. It was pulling out right at the guy. I was in shouting distance, but a voice in my head said "Just let it happen."

So oblivious dude just kept on walking and texting, while the geo metro kept pulling out and finally hit him.

The impact was slight but this dude's acting skills were primo.
He was like a soccer player at the world cup getting fouled. He flopped around and screamed and moaned.

Note*
The car must have been going 7 mph tops.

I go in, get my creatine.

By the time I come out, The Fuzz is having the driver blowing into a breathealyzer.

I went home and blasted my lats and bi's.


peace.

 

[Nirvana_Papaya]

Edit: I have had a few mental breakdowns.

 

[The Professor]

Once at the supermarket I went through the "10 items or less" line with 13 items.

Look, I was young and stupid. It's really hard to hold 6 cans of soup. I needed a quick way out. Please don't judge.

After years of sleepless nights and constantly looking over my shoulder it's a relief to finally tell someone.

 

[benzo]

Once at the supermarket I went through the "10 items or less" line with 13 items.

Look, I was young and stupid. It's really hard to hold 6 cans of soup. I needed a quick way out. Please don't judge.

After years of sleepless nights and constantly looking over my shoulder it's a relief to finally tell someone.

i went through with 14 once

i had 10.. but all the things by the register looked so nifty. next thing you know i spent 20 more than i anticipated . haha


and first post in 5 years? nice

 

[supermanlives]

hell no . i didnt do anything and unless you got pictures i deny everything

 

[bract]

confession: yes, I inhaled.

 

[longearedfriend]

good eyes benzo

first post in 5 years

congratulations on gathering to courage to post

 

[mrcreosote]

When I was 16, I told my girlfriend if she swallowed, her tits would get bigger.

But they did, so I don't feel bad.

Yeah, I'm heinous, but, so what?

 

[Don Dump]

I'm the Lindbergh baby

 

[longearedfriend]

well I heard that women who swallow have less chance of getting breast cancer

as for confessions...

man there is something I did I remember a couple days ago

I am embarassed of saying because I have a feeling some of you might look at me in a different way

 

[devilgoob]

i put those little spiky crystal covers from christmas bulbs on some stairs so my sister would step on them. she did and she was crying a lot, i saw a lot of blood.

I felt bad at first, but seeing as how much damage she caused me, I summed it up to a basic karmic instinct and felt like I did the right thing.