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Classyathome
LOL. No it's not.
Mom - do you mind, I'm talkin' to my friends, here...
Jeeeez...
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Anti know-it-all dumbass thread
- Thread starter BORNaSMOKER
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Mom - do you mind, I'm talkin' to my friends, here...
Jeeeez...
OK, nobody likes a fibber Classy. You don't want to be like the OP do you?
I'm making up for my small penis syndrome. It sucks!
What's so special about having a large penis nowadays? Anyone with email can order some stuff and add 3 inches. I get the offers all the time. But I'm satisfied with mine. It may be small, but it sure gets me off.
rootfingers
Active member
This is what your thread turned into BORNaSMOKER. Are you happy now? At least you can get a laugh when you need it around here eh?
wow...somebody actually gets thrashed more than yummybud. 
OP, kind of look at it like this. This site has everything you need to build what you want, but even one of these won't do you any good if you can't drive it.
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Classyathome
Quite frankly - my penis is miniscule...
Hung like a frightened mosquito in cold water - it's practically an "inny".
It is not possible to underestimate the size of my penis...
First time my wife saw it, she laffed and said, "Who do you think you are gonna make happy with that?"...
I chuckled, and said, "ME!!!"...
But I have never prayed for a bigger one. And my non-prayers weren't answered.
But I can breathe thru my ears, and lick my eyebrows, so life ain't all bad...
Ladies???
If my ears were that big I could swim.jk.
I don't know if I find that all that amusing to tell you the truth.
In fact, I may just take offense to that.
stop making fun of the president
Big ears aren't too bad on girls. They have some functionality. They can serve as a good set of handle bars, like a steering wheel, when the time is right. They aren't that big because they are listening to anything you are saying.....
Just kidding girls. Who knows why guys have big ears, we don't use them?
Just kidding girls. Who knows why guys have big ears, we don't use them?
Who knows why guys have big ears, we don't use them?
Yeah, but women use em.
(trying to maintain the know-it-all flair)
Speaking of Flair........who got a hold of his ass here?
Quite true amigo. I forget it can be as much fun to give as it is to receive. My ears are small. No wonder they are always grabbing my hair.
EDIT: Damn. They didn't even let him take the belt off before whoopin' his ass.
I have a pair that are big enough that I can flap. This allows me to undertake the dangerous inner-thigh stimulation maneuver that few can pull off and still live to tell about.
Sometimes, I feel bad about looking like Alfred E. Newman. On those days the testosterone doesn't flow as well and I'm just an average guy instead of...
Then I wake up and have to get to work like everyone else...
Sometimes, I feel bad about looking like Alfred E. Newman. On those days the testosterone doesn't flow as well and I'm just an average guy instead of...
Alfred E. Newman
Love God, Sex Therapist, Stud Muffin & Evil Notary Public
Love God, Sex Therapist, Stud Muffin & Evil Notary Public
Then I wake up and have to get to work like everyone else...
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Marywanna
Do you know how the French hold their licker? By the EARS
Do you know how the French hold their licker? By the EARS
LOL. What a bunch of nasty know-it-all dumbasses we have in here. What was the topic again? Oh, yeah....
