think I found yummybuds first date story

[sparkjumper]

Yummy you more than anyone else could've benefitting from one of those strict in-patient drug programs from the 70"s where they would have made you wear a heavy sign saying"talk to me I'm lonely" after they shave your head and make you scrub a room with a toothbrush.Yep,only a total psychological breakdown and rebuild from the bottom up is in order here

 

[FRIENDinDEED]

man i'm feeling depressed again.

Today that Russian girl when she saw me she said Hey yummy. and I said what? and she said " I really like your car" and I said ahh well thanks.

she kind of blushed and turned red when she said it.

anyways then later that day she was goign ot lunch with that dorky loser again. she seems really friendly with everyoen though so I can't tell if she likes me or if she is just being friendly but i've caught her looking at me a couple times also.

I don't even know how she's seen my car. she probably saw me driving away the other day after work.

maybe she's just into cars lol who knows. but I thought it was cute. never heard a girl tell me she really liked my car.

man i have no confidence in myself I can't see myself being liked by anyone for some reason. because I've failed before I don't think i'm good enough.

today this guy at work reminded me again about htat german girl at work that I really liked and asked out nad she rejected me (didn't pick up her calls), i'm sort of friends with this guy at work so I told him one day when we were out drinking together.

hey yummy, see those words i underlined and put in bold?!?! now what does that tell you about the "loser" and yourself? go on ahead and think about it, we'll wait till it hits ya homie!!

 

[whiterabbit9]

yummy needs someone to give him a kick in the ass

 

[SpasticGramps]

I'm not trying to exasperate Yummy's depression. It sucks that he feels like he does. I would want nothing more than him not too, but coddling his behavior is just enabling him to further dig a hole for himself and make it worse. That's the way it goes IMO.

Carry on whining Yummy. I'll try not to inject doses of reality into your insane asylum. I only do in the hope that one day you'll pick yourself up and figure it out.

 

[KharmaGirl]

yummy needs someone to give him a kick in the ass

Careful....wouldn't want someone to report you for an insult, would you?

 

[Yummybud]

i'm not worried about that guy at my work because he goes to lunch with ever single hot girl that comes to our work and he is obviously doing something really wrong because he ends up just being friends with all these girls (just at work) and nothing more.

he is trying so hard to get laid but not succeeding at all. All these girls just see him as a "buddy" at work or whatever. you can tell, when a girl is overlly relaxed around a new guy she has met its obvious she is not attracted to him and just sees him as a friend.

I can tell when a girl likes someone because they get nervous around that person.

I think this guy just looks like a short cubby dorky kind of guy and the girls just see him as a friend and nothing more.

when I try to see if a girl likes me I look to see if they get nervous around me. I might be wrong but when I see a girl get nervous around me ie voice changing and sounding more nervous or other signs I think that means they like you vs a girl that is totally relaxed around you and shows no change when they see you.

next week I'm going to some guys house at my work to smoke weed and get drunk at his house (his parents are away) thought I should invite this russian girl but probably would be awkward as we are all guys and not a party but we're all just getting drunk at his place and smoking weed lol.

 

[Yummybud]

I liked when she told me she really likes my car, never had anyone else tell me they really like my car lol.

 

[KharmaGirl]

Right, just generalize every female. Sorry Yummy, but some girls just ain't the nervous type. 'Course, you are going for younger girls. I never got nervous. Excited and happy, sure, Nervous, nope. I guess it's all about confidence. If ya got it, you don't have to be nervous.

 

[h&r]

yummy u never explained if you were a alien baby or not, what happened to your famz?

 

[Yes4Prop215]

i'm not worried about that guy at my work because he goes to lunch with ever single hot girl that comes to our work and he is obviously doing something really wrong because he ends up just being friends with all these girls (just at work) and nothing more.

DONT WORRY HES NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU EITHER BECAUSE YOU ARE KNOWN AS "THE PUSSY WHO NEVER EVEN ASKS THEM OUT"...FOR ALL YOU KNOW THAT DUDES PROBABLY GETTING SUCKED UP IN HIS CAR EVERY LUNCH BREAK....

he is trying so hard to get laid but not succeeding at all. All these girls just see him as a "buddy" at work or whatever. you can tell, when a girl is overlly relaxed around a new guy she has met its obvious she is not attracted to him and just sees him as a friend.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS, YOU AINT NO DR PHIL. YOU AINT EVEN BEEN WITH A WOMAN SO YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU THINK
I can tell when a girl likes someone because they get nervous around that person.
AGAIN, ASSUMING YOU KNOW SHIT WHEN YOU REALLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING
I think this guy just looks like a short cubby dorky kind of guy and the girls just see him as a friend and nothing more.
NOPE, SOME GIRLS LIKE CHUBBIER GUYS, I KNOW A GANG OF CHUBBIES WHO HAD HOT GIRLFRIENDS. SOMETHING TO DO WITH SELF ESTEEM, TEDDY BEAR FEEL, ETC....
when I try to see if a girl likes me I look to see if they get nervous around me. I might be wrong but when I see a girl get nervous around me ie voice changing and sounding more nervous or other signs I think that means they like you vs a girl that is totally relaxed around you and shows no change when they see you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ARE YOU SERIOUS??

MAYBE SHES NERVOUS BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU ARE ABUOT TO RAPE HER??


IF A GIRL LIKES YOU SHE DOESNT ACT NERVOUS DUMMY, SHE ACTS HAPPY, TALKATIVE, SHE LOOKS AT YOU.

HAHAHA...NERVOUS. HAHAHA SHES ACTING LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A CREEP!

next week I'm going to some guys house at my work to smoke weed and get drunk at his house (his parents are away) thought I should invite this russian girl but probably would be awkward as we are all guys and not a party but we're all just getting drunk at his place and smoking weed lol.
I HOPE YOU TRY AND HIT ON 17 YEAR OLD AND GET ARRESTED FOR STATUTORY RAPE.

real talk...

 

[Yes4Prop215]

hahaha yummy are you really need to change your thought process ASAP.


if a girl is acting nervous around you its probably because she thinks you are a creepy unconfident weirdo.

 

[Yummybud]

me creepy? what have I don't that is creepy?

I haven't even really talked to this 17 year old I just say hi to her when she smiles at me and when she said she likes my car I said thanks.

that guy at my work doesn't even have a car so I doubt he is getting blowjobs in his car during lunch.


i'm pretty much giving up on trying anyways. I don't chase after this young girls at my work. that guy at my work is stalking these girls around, he pretty much hangs around their tills and keeps on asking them to lunch with him he is definately not getting laid, all of these girls never go out with him outside of work.

I don't know I've noticed that when a lot of girls like a guy they act differently around him and seem more nervous. yeah i'm sure if you're creepy they'd be nervous also for a different reason.

anyways this girl at my work is kind of too young for me and she may just be trying to be friendly with me and not necessarily like me. she keeps on saying things to me though when I walk by her like tleling me she likes my car or telling me to smile but I don't know her so maybe thats just her personality.

she also asked me what highschool I went to and found out I went to the same highschool as her and she said she'd look me up in the old yearbooks.

 

[KharmaGirl]

me creepy? what have I don't that is creepy?

Case.
In.
Point.

 

[h&r]

this is going no where but in circles, this thread has run its course...

 

[antimatter]

i'm not worried about that guy at my work because he goes to lunch with ever single hot girl that comes to our work and he is obviously doing something really wrong because he ends up just being friends with all these girls (just at work) and nothing more.

he is trying so hard to get laid but not succeeding at all. All these girls just see him as a "buddy" at work or whatever. you can tell, when a girl is overlly relaxed around a new guy she has met its obvious she is not attracted to him and just sees him as a friend.

I can tell when a girl likes someone because they get nervous around that person.

I think this guy just looks like a short cubby dorky kind of guy and the girls just see him as a friend and nothing more.

when I try to see if a girl likes me I look to see if they get nervous around me. I might be wrong but when I see a girl get nervous around me ie voice changing and sounding more nervous or other signs I think that means they like you vs a girl that is totally relaxed around you and shows no change when they see you.

next week I'm going to some guys house at my work to smoke weed and get drunk at his house (his parents are away) thought I should invite this russian girl but probably would be awkward as we are all guys and not a party but we're all just getting drunk at his place and smoking weed lol.

Never have I wanted to lock someone in a freezer so badly..

 

[funkervogt]

this is going no where but in circles, poor guy is chiflado en la cabeza..

Agreed. Yummy, you have to get your act together and stop posting woe-is-me stories repeatedly. This is an endless cycle of you having feelings for a girl, prematurely giving up on her as a love interest because [insert excuse here], and then promptly post on this board.

There's a term called "analysis paralysis" where a project team, faced with a seemingly impossible situation, continues to analyze a problem to the point where no decisions are being made because "we don't know enough". This is a failure of people to make decisions, fearing the risk of being wrong. These people never move forward, but instead continue to re-analyze their situation over and over.

There is no reward without risk.

 

[KharmaGirl]

this is going no where but in circles, this thread has run its course...

You're not familiar with Yummy threads, are you?

 

[steppinRazor]

Yummy, a get together at a coworkers place is the perfect opportunity to put your moves on that russian girl (or the guy who invited you )
not sure why im telling you, not like you'll ever take a single motherfucker here's advice.. guess i just wanted to clown on ya.. have fun in yummybud land - you useless sob.

 

[h&r]

You're not familiar with Yummy threads, are you?

i am but this one really really looping

 

[ArcticBlast]

yummy did your mother stop breastfeeding you when you graduated high school?

ArcticBlast