TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!
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Barney Fife
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What were Tiger and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Uh oh. He admitted to cheating on his wife. I just saw his statement. He's been a naughty boy.
Thats not a wedge Tigers wife is holding in the picture, it's a 9-iron.
Wedge or 9-Iron, they both can inflict serious damage from a short distance.
My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She's comin'!
She's comin'!
My Wife, by The Who
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive
And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
She's comin'!
She's comin'!
My Wife, by The Who
well if this bitch kills tiger maybe the police will get in some shit for over looking her domestic violence, women shoot men a lot, just hear about all the dudes smackin women from jane valez mithcell, shes nancy graces little protogay, on hln, maybe we get more skanks comin out of the wood work, im sure tiger has more birdies coming
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Blue Dot
Hey Tronic and trouble, anytime you want to issue me that apology I'll be here. 
lol
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Hey Tronic and trouble, anytime you want to issue me that apology I'll be here.
OWNED !!! damn the media is makin horchata with those tiger nutts, funny how all those tigger lovers stopped posting, maybe now phil mickelson will emerge as best golfer in world who doesnt cheat on his wife
tiger for all this , really makes my week, but why ya got to nail all these hot white women , they won't love ya long timeBlueIApachee
Member
lmfao, you guys really brought it with the theories hahaah maybe its just the coffee
Oh god this is great!
Oh god this is great!
Oh god this is great!
Tylor Durden
Member
pretty obvious his billion is in bucks and not brain cells..or perhaps the .000001 grams of coke that is on all US money has finally taken it's toll. He'll be retired next year no doubt.
he likes white women
Hey Tronic and trouble, anytime you want to issue me that apology I'll be here.
Apologize for what?
Are you seriously suggesting that I apologize to you, because your full-of-shit?
Don't hold your breath. You have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice in the same spot.
BlueIApachee
Member
This should make golf cool anytime now. *looks at watch*
Why don't Americans realize that when it comes to "Men of Power," 97% of the men have a "Side Dish." The mafia wives know that they hubbys have a gooma(sp?). Through out history powerfull men have had a misstress or concubine. His wife is smart, so she must know the program.
Koby Buy's His A House For Her Finger Tiger Buy's His A Third World Country
Koby Buy's His A House For Her Finger Tiger Buy's His A Third World Country
Tiger Woods has said that he let his family down with his transgressions of the past, but it seems that he wants to keep his marriage intact - although, it's gonna cost him!
As of Wednesday morning, Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren has been offered a $5 million immediate payment if she agrees to work on the marriage.
When the couple first married in 2004, Elin signed a prenup that would award her $20 million after 10 years of marriage, but that's all about to change.
Their agreement has been revised to give her an additional $55 million in a shorter time period!! Elin will collect $80 million if she stays with Tiger for another 7 years.
Wowsa!
Not only will she have to show up to public events as if they were perfectly happy, but Elin will have to sign a nondisclosure agreement that will not allow her to tell her story. And even if she only stays two more years, she’ll get almost twice as much as the original prenup awarded her.
Tiger's camp believe that Elin is essential to keeping his corporate sponsors and revamping his newfound scumbag image.
If I'd Only Been Born A Women
Mr.Wags
Koby Buy's His A House For Her Finger Tiger Buy's His A Third World Country
Tiger Woods has said that he let his family down with his transgressions of the past, but it seems that he wants to keep his marriage intact - although, it's gonna cost him!
As of Wednesday morning, Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren has been offered a $5 million immediate payment if she agrees to work on the marriage.
When the couple first married in 2004, Elin signed a prenup that would award her $20 million after 10 years of marriage, but that's all about to change.
Their agreement has been revised to give her an additional $55 million in a shorter time period!! Elin will collect $80 million if she stays with Tiger for another 7 years.
Wowsa!
Not only will she have to show up to public events as if they were perfectly happy, but Elin will have to sign a nondisclosure agreement that will not allow her to tell her story. And even if she only stays two more years, she’ll get almost twice as much as the original prenup awarded her.
Tiger's camp believe that Elin is essential to keeping his corporate sponsors and revamping his newfound scumbag image.
If I'd Only Been Born A Women
Mr.Wags
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TrichyTrichy
I bet she goes to Sweden for a few weeks.
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