Now I know why golf balls are white.It doesn't look like an ass.
TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!
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The fucking guy is buying a wife... It's an escort service with a LONG contract... Nothing more, nothing less.
And yes, the rich and powerful have their "friends", hell, most people do. More than half if you believe the polls.
My question is: How the fuck did we men allow ourselves to get into the position of signing a prenuptial? WTF? How about marry me, get free stuff just for fucking me, and if you piss me off, you're gone... What happened to that? Maybe you can tell, I'm kind of bitter about that? A woman with NOTHING, marries a guy with a LOT...one day SHE decides that the grass is greener...splits...and get's HALF. Excuse me? She sat at home, going out to the spa, the beauty parlor, to the club, out to eat, while "I" worked hard to make money to pay for it...so now she decides the pot is full enough, bails out, and sticks "me" with the bill for the rest of her life. How does a travesty like this occur? She should be paying "me" back!
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And yes, the rich and powerful have their "friends", hell, most people do. More than half if you believe the polls.
My question is: How the fuck did we men allow ourselves to get into the position of signing a prenuptial? WTF? How about marry me, get free stuff just for fucking me, and if you piss me off, you're gone... What happened to that? Maybe you can tell, I'm kind of bitter about that? A woman with NOTHING, marries a guy with a LOT...one day SHE decides that the grass is greener...splits...and get's HALF. Excuse me? She sat at home, going out to the spa, the beauty parlor, to the club, out to eat, while "I" worked hard to make money to pay for it...so now she decides the pot is full enough, bails out, and sticks "me" with the bill for the rest of her life. How does a travesty like this occur? She should be paying "me" back!
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the Rock
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guess you have never found your true love= Luckily my true love (wife of 24 years) is fn loaded$$$$$$$$$ and I didnt have to sign a pre-nup before we got married
He should just let her go bang a few dudes it's only fair lol
Tronic
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Apologize for what?
Are you seriously suggesting that I apologize to you, because your full-of-shit?
Don't hold your breath. You have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice in the same spot.
Blue dot... seriously? are you fucking serious? apologize? You ARE full of shit, and we know it.
I dont need to speak for my boy trouble, but I definitely have taken my +2 handicap and tried to qualify for the US Open about eight or nine times now... got pretty darn close too.
Again, everything I said from the beginning has been true.
-Tiger's wife hit him in the face. At the time, there was no evidence of him cheating other than pga tour rumors (which I mentioned).
-tiger will not lose any sponsorship money to this whatsoever... (in fact all his sponsors have already publicly stated they are sticking behind tiger woods and his private business is his private business)
-you're full of shit
those three things have been very consistant from me from the beginning. sorry i havent responded in a few days.. I was practicing for a tournament.
and no, im not charley hoffman.. to even be affiliated with that san diego fucktard is insulting. I do know him though, and he's a pretty cool guy who does puff some herb. but then again, 95% of the guys puff the herb.
hey trouble, am i welcome for a round at your place? you know youre always welcome with me brother!
Tronic
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OWNED !!! damn the media is makin horchata with those tiger nutts, funny how all those tigger lovers stopped posting, maybe now phil mickelson will emerge as best golfer in world who doesnt cheat on his wifetiger for all this , really makes my week, but why ya got to nail all these hot white women , they won't love ya long time
Shawk, you too seem to be drinking too much of the kool-aid.
when i said earlier that tiger was the best athlete on the planet i meant that he is the most dominating athlete in his sport, bar none. if you can find any others, over the course of their careers, that are still playing, i'd love to see their stats.. any sport. sorry for not being clear the first time.
secondly, talking about phil mickelson?!?! the ignince or whatever teh fuck you said earlier now REALLY stands out doesnt it buddy. You clearly are not privy to the information that phil not only has had a very rough marriage with his wife, but the main reason is due to his party boy lifestyle in vegas (blow, babes, and gambling). phil is currently in the hole approx 20 mil to the casinos....
but what do i know... the guys who play with them everyday are just my friends....
Barney Fife
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I would treat Tigers wife good. AND cherish her vagina.
Tigers a damn fool.
Tigers a damn fool.
B
Blue Dot
Yeah, wives routinely try to tee off on their husbands as their husbands flee in utter terror because nothing has happened.
You've got to be an idiot to not see the writing on the wall.
The mountain of evidence has been building for the last three years. Read the paper much?
To us who knew tiger had no character it wasn't some big revelation but obviously to star struck little children like you it was earth shattering.
Oh, and apparantly all the practising in the world isn't gonna help you.
You have to have talent first. lol
Tronic
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Yeah, wives routinely try to tee off on their husbands as their husbands flee in utter terror because nothing has happened.
You've got to be an idiot to not see the writing on the wall.
The mountain of evidence has been building for the last three years. Read the paper much?
To us who knew tiger had no character it wasn't some big revelation but obviously to star struck little children like you it was earth shattering.
Oh, and apparantly all the practising in the world isn't gonna help you.
You have to have talent first. lol
Dude... are you serious?
I never said he WASNT cheating i just said there was no evidence other than the rumors circulating amongst the golf circles. This is not shattering news... at all. Read the paper much? No actually, I have not read one in a few years now that I think about it. I have a laptop instead.
I never questioned Tiger's character... if you've ever met him you know that behind teh scenes he's a bit of a dick, but in a funny well-mannerd kind of way. In public, he's got the army face down perfect.
I also said that, if you can read, once tigers wife hit him in the face he decided to peace out because the situation had obviously reached a critical situation (i.e. she knows and is abotu to go batshit crazy on you) which she did.
And way to not address any of the points I made in the post, yet take a random snippet of one of them and go off on a complete tangent.
Star of the day award goes to you!
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Blue Dot
Bobby Jones and Jack were as dominating during their times.
Tiger isn't half the man Bobby was.
After you google search Bobby Jones and read about his life and carreer (because obviously you know nothing about the man) then get back to me. k, thanx. lol
Tronic
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Blue dot, you really need to stop with this. you're looking more and more like an idiot.
Tiger woods has nearly done in roughly 12/13? (not quite sure) years (his career), and at the age of 33, (i guess that would be 13 years) everything that Jack Nicklaus had done in his ENTIRE career. Jack won his last major at 46. Tiger is 33.
You even said it yourself earlier... Tom Watson... 5 british opens... Arnold Palmer, Multiple major wins more than once....the competition back then was BETTER. TIGER SHINES.
Obviously they are all great and deserve their dues, but to honestly not think that tiger woods is the greatest golfer to ever live is absurd. and as far as being a 'dropout'... some facts also help.. again.
Tiger woods won the usga junior am 3 years in a row (starting in 9th grade i believe), then won the next 3 consecutive US Amateurs, one in high school and two at Stanford and won numerous college awards for his first two years at stanford. Not to mention playing in a few PGA events. When he decided to 'drop out' he had been THE BEST AMATEUR GOLFER IN THE WORLD for the past 6 years in a row.. UNQUESTIONED. He left after his junior year, turned pro in the summer when class was done, and played in 7 tournaments. He won one of them and gained his pga tour card (which you have to finish in the top 125 on the money list for the entire year.. which he did in 7 tournaments... at 20...).
he then signed teh most lucrative contract nike has ever paid out... and won his first masters as a professional by a record setting margin... over your friend... Jack.
I love jack nicklaus as much as anybody but to even think that he was as close to as dominating as Tiger woods has been over the past 18 years or so is just not something you can question. They have almost accomplished the same thing... and Tiger still has 17 years left to go.
hahahahahah
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Blue Dot
That was the whole point your moron!
LOL, you act like he didn't have a chance to turn pro. Instead he focused on his education getting those degree(S) of his (which tiger doesn't hold) all the while winning EVERYTHING in site (with a faithful wife to boot).
(The Masters is the most revered tournement in history and it was because Bobby wanted it to showcase Amateurs. Why the Fuk do you think they allow so many amateur sponsorship exemptions in the Masters today??)
I said get back to me when you did your research.
To compare Robert Tyre Jones Jr. to tiger woods makes me want to throw up.
You've just proven you know nothing about the game of golf, but I already knew that, I just wanted to goat it out of you so the rest of the site knew it.
I gotta agree with this guy,he knows what he's talking about. I do tho know of ONLY 2 people in professional sports that have proven to dominate like Tiger in their perspective sport 1. Being Ricky Charmichel The GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) 2. Tiger's good buddy James Bubba Stewert. Bubba had a handle bar glued to his hands at the age of 4 kinda like Tiger did with a golf club. Each of these 2 men has completed a perfect season winning EVERY moto possible in the Outdoor Motocross season. Ricky is now running trucks and is one hell of a guy. Bubba on the other hand is a self centered prick who if your not in his little circle would not piss on you if you were on fire. I watched Bubba run Loretta Lynn's when he was about 9 or so as an amateur and you could just tell this kid was gonna be something someday he was a natural. Ricky earned his day in day out like all the times we would watch him down at Dade City in Florida and gotta say he's the same guy he was then only lives in a bigger house and drives a nicer car and to me that is what set's them apart.
Oh and I got dibs on trouble's house first. But hell I got some points left I'll just get the rooms for both of us.
Wags does enjoy a good ass kickin on the course but if we could ride bike's there I bet I could draw first blood.lol
Oh and guy's you might go easy on Blue Dot. Look under his sig 400 watts to Freedom huh damn you really are a big baller aren't ya?
Have A Great Day
Mr.Wags
I wouldn't have a problem with that so your point doesn't hold weight.
it would only hold weight if I was a college drop out, cheated on my wife and even though being known as a "machine" by some STLL didn't have the greatest record in golf.
I don't want to encourage you anymore.
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Blue Dot
It's a Sublime homage. 40 oz to Freedom, Hello?
Oh, and it's FORE, not "FOUR" per your previous post. lol
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