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TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!

TIGER WOODS COVER UP !!!

  • live happily ever after.

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • divorced and broke starting from scratch.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • together for the kids sake, but miserable.

    Votes: 4 6.8%
  • joins john daly on the hooters tour.

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • drug addict stuck inside watching cartoons eating cerial.

    Votes: 5 8.5%
  • shamed and over doses.

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • divorced, wins masters, back on top of the world as americas number 1 bachelor.

    Votes: 44 74.6%

  • Total voters
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SO.
Almost Three years ago, in march.,,,...
I was Black out drunk, yeah im not proud but it happens.
Anyways, i was not conscious but yet my person was. I left a taxi for christ sake - heres the kicker.. i got in my car and made it down the block, hit a fire hydrant and a tree. what was left of my hardly running vehicle was spinning donuts on a highschool campus. allls i remember was loud noise, smoke and blue and red lights,
dpnt matter how fucked up you are when you wake up in that circumstance you RUN!!!!!!!
was instanlty followed by a aggravated police chase and about 3 more charges added to my alreadly horrible situation. hey before you talk shit its not like im here to advocate the use of alcohol i just like it :D

Long story short i wrecked a great car, i thank god i hurt no one else besides myself (and yeah the cops WHOOOPPPPPED the shit outta me by the time they caught up with my ass) (on foot that is)

wow anyways what can i say??
alchol's bad news
lost my train of thought but ehhh...
yeah!!



Fuck you Tiger Woods becuase now everone I know is now reffering me to you!!!
i would have paid one of the pigs co-workers to give me the full name's and addresses of the pussies who beat you, and borrowed some $ from a relative and paid some street dudes to go to every one of their homes and spray paint "we got you now pig!" on all their garages...like on cops.
 

grapeman

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So what happened it that his wife wanted sex and started things off with a blow job attempt. She smelled pussy on his dick and she went berserk on his ass. He ran to his car to escape and as he was driving out the driveway to get some more strange pussy, she started whacking the suv with his golf club, distracting him and he crashed.

I have it straight from the housekeeper Maria Delgado from El Salvador. Maria says she can smell strange pussy on tiger all the time.
 
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Blue Dot

Bye Bye Nike endorsement.

ouch!

No pussy is worth that.

Women and their vag's. lol
 

Tronic

Member
Blue Dot... you're an idiot.

There is no chance Tiger Woods will ever be with another company other than NIke. He has arguably done more for the brand than Michael Jordan.

Get fucking real man. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.
 
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Blue Dot... you're an idiot.

There is no chance Tiger Woods will ever be with another company other than NIke. He has arguably done more for the brand than Michael Jordan.

Get fucking real man. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.

lol, endorsements aren't just about talent, they are about character also.

Don't believe me, google Kellogg's and Michael Phelps.

There's more to life then just a +300 yard drive son.

You don't get it. There is a large majority of this country who thinks infidelity is a sin and if Nike chooses to keep tiger on contract then this large majority will boycott Nike.

Tiger did it to himself, why blame me, i'm just the messenger.
 

burnedout

Member
lol, endorsements aren't just about talent, they are about character also.

Don't believe me, google Kellogg's and Michael Phelps.

There's more to life then just a +300 yard drive son.

You don't get it. There is a large majority of this country who thinks infidelity is a sin and if Nike chooses to keep tiger on contract then this large majority will boycott Nike.

Tiger did it to himself, why balme me, i'm just the messenger.

Nike drop Tiger - lol
 
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Blue Dot

Nike drop Tiger - lol


first it's shoes made in sweatshops with underage labor now Nike is supporting infidelity.

What moral person with any charatcer at all would support a company like that?

Just goes to show how marketing in america can blind everyone from the truth.

Oh that's right, when you wear a Nike shirt or hat it means you're just as talented as them. LOL

Note to Tiger: Jack Nicklaus has a better career record then you and was never caught cheating on his wife.
 

shawkmon

Pleasantly dissociated
Veteran
this should be an * in the record books if he does break all bear's records.

Note to Tiger: Jack Nicklaus has a better career record then you and was never caught cheating on his wife.
 

trouble

Well-known member
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Note to Tiger: Jack Nicklaus has a better career record then you and was never caught cheating on his wife.

My God Shawkmon, I read this entire thread, and you appear to be more upset & concerned about Tigers alleged affair than his own fucking wife. Are you fucking Tiger as well? I only ask because your going-on like a jealous little girl thats been cheated-on.



Note to Shawkmon: Unless Tiger dies within the next two years, it's inevitable that he will beat Jack Nicklaus career & majors record. And if he plays as many years on the PGA Tour as Nicklaus did, Tiger will annihilate the Golden Bears records.

Sam Snead 82 Wins/ 7 Majors over 29 years
Jack Nicklaus 73 Wins/ 18 Majors over 25 years
Tiger"Shawkmon" Woods 71 Wins/ 14 Majors over 13 years


And who really cares if Tiger indeed cheated on his wife?..Other than a few hypocrite bible- thumppers, and a bunch of mindless, half-wit, twits that have no life of their own, that get their education & wisdom by sitting on their fat-asses, in their double-wide, eating cheetos in front of the TV , and watching the likes of TMZ, Jerry Springer, and Big Brother. Shows created & produced by mindless morons, for mindless morons.




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shawkmon

Pleasantly dissociated
Veteran
trouble sounds to me like you love tiger more than movinglocally , and he would suck tigers dick , and hes not even queer
 

Dr Dog

Sharks have a week dedicated to me
Veteran
fighting over this?

you dudes are as bad as people being mad at OJ

If the crash had not happened, and all this happened inside the house...you would have never heard about it.

Whatever happens, nothing will happen to Tiger Woods, he could have 30 affairs, and no sponsors will drop him. When you are an icon like this, you could murder people and still be loved. He is the best ever, he lives his life on another level, that few can understand.
 
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djam

New pictures are just surfacing of his injuries
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burnedout

Member
first it's shoes made in sweatshops with underage labor now Nike is supporting infidelity.

What moral person with any charatcer at all would support a company like that?

Just goes to show how marketing in america can blind everyone from the truth.

Oh that's right, when you wear a Nike shirt or hat it means you're just as talented as them. LOL

Note to Tiger: Jack Nicklaus has a better career record then you and was never caught cheating on his wife.

So I take it you're backing down from your ridiculous statement then?

If not, we should be hearing from Nike relatively soon right?

Blue Dot = lol
 

shawkmon

Pleasantly dissociated
Veteran
ok NANCY FUCKIN GRACE IS ON THE CASE, SHE is the biggest bitch on the planet , tiger is fucked or his old lady is for some domestic violence,
 

Tronic

Member
Blue Dot.... again your ignorance is absolutely fucking outstanding! well done!!!!

Look at the stats trouble posted... do you not understand that you are witnessing the greatest ATHLETE of ALL TIME right before your very own eyes??

Nike will not drop Tiger one penny, in fact I'll bet you anything you'd like that they actually RAISE his $$ when the time for his new contract negotiations start.

Tiger Woods has done more for Nike, again, than Michael Jordan. Not to mention he's worth almost a billion big ones. He's the highest paid athlete in the world, close to 100 Mil/year. Golf would be dead if it were not for Tiger Woods... Instead it just grows and grows and grows.

He may truly be the most recognized figure on the face of the earth at the moment.

I'll say it one more time, as others have in between this and my last post...

Your ignorance is outstanding.
 
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AS IF IT COULDN'T GET ANY MORE STRANGE
Tiger Woods died while filming a movie in New Zealand early this morning - November 30, 2009.
Preliminary reports from New Zealand Police officials indicate that the golf pro fell more than 60 feet to his death on the Kauri Cliffs while on-set. Specific details are not yet available.
The accident occured at aproximatly 4:30 a.m. (UTC/GMT +12). Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
http://tiger.woods.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_new_zealand.php

New Zealand, in recent years has grown in populariaty as a backdrop for Hollywood producers because of it's scenic and rugged landscape.
Recent movies filmed in New Zealand include The Lord Of the Rings, King Kong, and The Chronicles Of Narnia
 
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