confession thread

[heavy dank nugg]

in h.s i would hide in the woods near the highway and shoot out windows with a b.b gun. I also started growing pot in my x's closet and she didnt know about it. her mother found it one day while visiting. never lived that down.

 

[med_breeder]

When I was in university I donated sperm when in a pinch. Every so often I will be out at the Mall and i will see a kid in that age range that looks like me, and I'll have to take a double take.

 

[WaTerR]

ive lied to my gf several times about being high, smoking etc and i told her once i did she flipped and i said id stop . . i havent




oh and she also lives on the opposite coast from me

 

[chuckyoufarley]

Back in the early 80's, in the middle of a 10 year non-stop cocaine, qualude, and alcohol party, I let a "Spider Monkey" fuck a girl in the ear that passed-out at my home.

I just sat there in a drug induced daze, unable to intervene, and watched the monkey mount her head, pull-out his little monkey stick, and fuck her in the ear as if there was no tomorrow. She finally came to, pulled the monkey off her head, and threw it across the room.


Needless to say, the poor girl was the talk-of-town after being molested in the ear by a spider monkey. I haven't seen her around since, and have always felt somewhat guilty for allowing the monkey to have his way with her.

i almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard took 5-6 mins to type again

 

[Chunkybuddha]

I used to look at porn(boxes of magazines) down in my neighbors crawl space with his daughter. I was 10 she was 10, it was awesome. Then I told her to show me her tits and she did! She was stocked for 10 LOL. I returned the favor and showed her my cock. 10 years later, she moved away to BC and turned out to be a bombshell. So I paid $400 for a return trip to Vancouver Island just to fuck her. I got there, had some good laughs, smoked some, drank a bit. But when I tried to have sex w/ her.. I was denied. FUCK!!

Oh and I fucked my roommate's (also my best friend) girlfriend when he was at work. My only regret in life.

 

[madrecinco]

My spots are so big my girl likes to draw little smiley faces on them,it turns her on

I thought you were gay!!!! You mean a girl actually sleeps with you?

I have to get that picture out of my head of the smiley faces. But whatever floats your boat I guess..

 

[KMK0420]

I used to look at porn(boxes of magazines) down in my neighbors crawl space with his daughter. I was 10 she was 10, it was awesome. Then I told her to show me her tits and she did! She was stocked for 10 LOL. I returned the favor and showed her my cock. 10 years later, she moved away to BC and turned out to be a bombshell. So I paid $400 for a return trip to Vancouver Island just to fuck her. I got there, had some good laughs, smoked some, drank a bit. But when I tried to have sex w/ her.. I was denied. FUCK!!

Oh and I fucked my roommate's (also my best friend) girlfriend when he was at work. My only regret in life.

i had the SAME exact thing happen to me..grew up with neighbors daughter (always together, 'play time', etc.) when i was young...~10ish... we would make out, not knowing why people do it, then one time we almost tried having sex but realized it was 'wrong' im some fashion and stopped...which was the last time we ever did that...she moved away...years later apparently she's a junkie whore.

imma bad influence

 

[heavy dank nugg]

I have had sex with japanese massage parlor girls and paid them

 

[madrecinco]

I have had sex with japanese massage parlor girls and paid them

Was it worth it?

 

[stc9357]

Not after he had to go to the doc it wasn't.

 

[heavy dank nugg]

they wrap it up b4 they even put it in their mouth. no doc needed they are kinda pricey but very talented and super hot. hey sometimes a man just needs a ho. to keep things in perspective. and they are cleaner and hotter than any street ho ive ever seen.

 

[stc9357]

they wrap it up b4 they even put it in their mouth. no doc needed they are kinda pricey but very talented and super hot. hey sometimes a man just needs a ho. to keep things in perspective. and they are cleaner and hotter than any street ho ive ever seen.

I was just playing with you shit a man has needs and they must be met shit after you take a girl out a few times its the same damn thing except now you don't have to pretend your interested in her.

 

[river rat01]

i killed some people once and buried their bodies in the woods.









no wait, that was a movie i saw.

 

[madrecinco]

It is more fun with somebody you have feelings for. I guess us women are wired differently. I can't sleep with a total stranger. But I have slept with strange men...LOL

But my taste is unique. Men are still just the dessert of life and not the main course.
You have to keep the proper perspective in life.

 

[madrecinco]

i killed some people once and buried their bodies in the woo




no wait, that was a movie i saw.

LOL

 

[heavy dank nugg]

allways better with someone you love but when your not with someone ... well the dick still needs a little atention. and he dont care if he knows you or not

 

[stc9357]

It is more fun with somebody you have feelings for. I guess us women are wired differently. I can't sleep with a total stranger. But I have slept with strange men...LOL

But my taste is unique. Men are still just the dessert of life and not the main course.
You have to keep the proper perspective in life.

i wasn't saying it wasn't but when it comes down to it either way you bust a nut. I'm different from most people anyway for me shooting somebody who has wronged me gets as much emotion as I just had coffee this morning so there will be no hesitation just action.

 

[SkareCrow]

I enjoy giant robot anime


robotech ftw

 

[one Q]

Im about to enter a Polyamorous relationship with a beautiful young woman. My Wife and I like her very much. And when she gets back from her road trip, Im going to give her "I missed you" sex before my wife gets any from her.

One of my best friends and his girl dont have a good sexual realtionship, he almost NEVER givers her the rod. Like damn near NEVER!! FUS! I secretly want to lover her down too, she's a dear friend of mine since before I knew any of this so I DO LOVE her. I just want to show her how much.

I love sex. TOO MUCH... lol! Read my satori report in the report forum. ha.

 

['anna jones]

I had sex with my boss the day before he flew off to Hawaii to get married..i'm so ashamed