You know your'e old when....

[noyd666]

when you watch quiz shows now ,and newbies don't know simple shit from your time lol.

 

[Space Toker]

yeah been there done that, horrifying for sure!

 

[geeker]

...a wet fart could be a legitimate emergency.

 

[7thson]

When your childhood pictures are in black and white.

 

[dddaver]

...a wet fart could be a legitimate emergency.

Said Al Roker when he shit his pants in the White House. I always thought that was really strange him telling people that. I mean I could have gone my whole life without ever knowing that and still think the same about everything, that goofy geek included.

 

[sackoweed]

As a man you sit down and sit on top of your balls

 

[Rumblefish]

When you snort a line of cocaine and ten minutes later your have to take a nap !

 

[sdd420]

You could only watch cartoons on Saturday mornings.

When cartoons were only seen in movie theaters lol

 

[noyd666]

its not the old ,its the getting there.

 

[sackoweed]

When cars now have wifi in them compared to a cassette player.

 

[noyd666]

they have wifi?

 

[LowFalutin]

when you orgasm...
only dust comes out

 

[sutra1]

when the birthday numbers seem unreal and unrelated to you......

 

[sackoweed]

When they bumpers on your car are chrome.

 

[noyd666]

ya start going to bed early & get up early every hour.

 

[armedoldhippy]

when your bladder wakes you up twice before the fucking clock goes off...

 

[noyd666]

no clock here, I use bladder time.

 

[sackoweed]

When you still say your favorite band just put a new album out.

 

[indalo]

When jobs near floorlevel gets put off til a ' later date '

 

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I don't remeber