You know you're a stoner when:

[NOKUY]

when today feels like it was a week ago

 

[D Rock]

when today feels like it was a week ago

Hell yeah
thats me. Im always like, "Wow that happened today I thought we did that last week"

 

[TheGoodStuff]

when today feels like it was a week ago

That happens even when I'm sober.

 

[Guest]

when today feels like it was a week ago

exactly...
me:"it was fun ______ the other day eh?"
friend 1: "that was last night"

 

[h^2 O]

when you're looking for your telescope eyepiece for a good hour, and it ends up being in your stash box, with ur grinder and papers. Yeah. I'm a fuggin stoner man. Sheez.

 

[Chiefsmokingbud]

Good god man, how did you find this thread LOL

 

[h^2 O]

311 found it for me!!!!

 

[MrMcBean]

you have compared smoking good weed to sex..

 

[fish83]

when you dont smoke cigarettes, but the interior of your car was grey when you bought it, but is now more of a brown....lol

 

[Chiefsmokingbud]

..when uhh, what was the question again?

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

When you are so damn lazy that you don't send your volcano out for repair for 3 months and instead smoke for the duration even though you absolutely hate smoking!

 

[thirdeye]

you spy the Grow section of the Denver Post and get a surge of excitement

 

[THC123]

while driving around you're constantly looking for new guerillia spots

 

[Stoner Gardener]

~You know you're a stoner when...........

~You know you're a stoner when...........

When you don't bother going to the cinema anymore because there's no provision for replaying scenes you miss while thinking about other stuff.

 

[ANBU]

when you know wayy too much about bendy pipecleaners

or


when you forget you farted.

 

[NPK]

You know you're a stoner when you find a cookie jar full of Sour Diesel on a top shelf in your kitchen and don't even remember how it got there.

 

[armedoldhippy]

going grocery shopping stoned, coming out with the grub, not seeing your truck & calling the cops to report it stolen before you remember that you drove your wifes car this trip. yeah, I actually did that. luckily the cops had a sense of humor...

 

[blastfrompast]

Sadly I will admit I have ALSO lost the TV remote in the freezer.....and in the fridge...in the pantry..etc. I don't carry the remote in my hand around the house anymore....

It was almost as bad as leaving a container of food ON TOP of the fridge (put it there while rummaging)...found it on day 3 when the top Popped off due to the pressure, stinking up my whole kitchen....PUKE...

 

[Pinball Wizard]

...when you put empty ice trays back in the freezer...

 

[Hank Hemp]

^^^^That's a stoner for sure.