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what women want

G

Guest

so maybe I just been finding the wrong ladies...but it seems alot of the ladies I meet all talk about wanting a prince Charles...but yet they date Prince ASSHOLE...than cry on prince charles's shoulder...can you give a brother a helping hand?
 
G

Guest

dude, maybe its cause im high, but im here for ya buddy.... now depending on age groups... going in for shotguns puts you in a good position for anythign to happen, if that how your workin it.... or just...well what i do is be a little more straight with them, act like a dick everyonce in a while... you need to assert yourselves, in that way, if you want them to pay attention...
 

zeppelindood

Captain Expando
Veteran
Prince Charles... what a loser!

Prince Charles... what a loser!

that is true more often than not... great anaology Billy....
 
G

Guest

figures I post in the womens forum and get two guys...see I have no problem with men...Gay men LOVE me...lol
 

zeppelindood

Captain Expando
Veteran
gay?

gay?

hillbillieonpcp said:
figures I post in the womens forum and get two guys...see I have no problem with men...Gay men LOVE me...lol

that is not a great anaology Billy....
 
G

Guest

You did ask a toughy Billie.... 'want do women want'
:chin: alright, I'm gonna have to think on that one...:chin:
and I'll get back to ya :wink:

meanwhile, hopefully some other ladies will come by and offer an opinion....
 

cough_cough_eer

Anita Bonghitt
Veteran
what women want...uuummmmm

what women want...uuummmmm

well, I put a little thought into this, (yeah, that took a lot out of me, )Although Im certainly no expert, but I think a lot of women just want a man that knows what He wants(thats realistic and atainable), and then can follow though about gettin it.
 
G

Guest

Women want different things at different ages. And the older they get the less likely they are to accept a compromise on what they're seeking in a man.

Personally, and I'm 42, I want a man who is emotionally balanced, determined, unafraid to express feelings, transgressive but responsible, intelligent, cultured, capable of feeling equally at ease at a premier at the theater and an evening with pizza and beer, dynamic, witty, fun, not afraid of helping out around the house, independent, an excellent lover, romantic and knows how to keep his damn hands off of my plants. And that's only a short summary :eek:

needless to say I'm single :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
 
G

Guest

Women want different things at different ages. And the older they get the less likely they are to accept a compromise on what they're seeking in a man.
That is SO true, Blue... well said!
 

SkyRose

Member
Here's my 2 cents on the subject: :2cents:

What Woman Want - The Essentials :ying:

1. Honesty
2. Monogamy
3. Security
4. Support (and I'm not talking $$)

The rest you figure out along the way..............................................


But that's just my opinion :confused:
 

CalcioErba2004

CalErba
Veteran
"A man's test in life is a woman."
-Dave Chapelle
"Chivalry is dead, and women killed it."
-Dave Chapelle

Tell me it isn't true?

I'm with hilly on this one. I'd like to know as well...but I have accepted the fact that when its time, its time and obviously right now is not the time. Maybe by the time I turn 30....I hope.


Blue bellisima, ma che dici 42 anni, tu ne hai 20 massimo. :wink:
 
G

Guest

:wave:

I would not dare speak for all women; however I can speak from my own experiences and thoughts.

I have summed up what I have, and indeed it was, what I wanted.

I wanted to be loved, heard, liked, treasured, respected, adored, desired, cherished, needed, understood, pampered, nurtured, relied on, comforted and protected.

I wanted security and safety, with freedom and independence.

I wanted a partner, suitor, friend, mentor, lover, confidant, playmate and co-conspirator.

:chin: Looking back I really don’t think that was too much to ask… :D

Do you? :rasta:
 
G

Guest

Ms.Grat3ful, that was well put.

Question for hillbillie> What are you looking for in a woman?

Me? I quit looking for answers. I think someone gave me the wrong questions......
 
G

Guest

They speak in riddles. We will never know, because there is more than one.




????????????womem????????
 

ledhed

Member
Yeah, yeah, I know there's a "favorite song lyrics" thread. But this one just seems so appropriate right here.

Chicks Dig Jerks

Written by Bill Hicks

Aw, man Oh, Hitler had Ava Braun,
Manson had Squeaky Fromme,
Ted Bundy got lots of dates,
I wonder what I'm doing wrong?

I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks, yeah.

Well, if I meet one more single mom
Whose true love is up and gone
Tells me on her trailer porch
'Bout that man
Still carries a torch,
Sure, he came home drunk each night
Beat the kids and her in a fight,
But, man, she loves him so,
It's so hard to let him go, aw.

Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks,
Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks.

Well, I'm sure there's some out there who can relate,
Particularly young men without a date
See some jerk, some fine, fine babe,
Go driving away, aw.
Well, is that a new bruise you got on you?
What does it say, that he loves you?
Sure he beats you, but afterwards he cries, "Oh, baby, I could die."
Honey, I don't think that's nothing to be proud of,
I think it's called alcoholism
I don't think you should move away,
Stay with him till you're in your grave, yeah.
"You're so sweet."
"Can't we just be friends?"
"I think of you as a brother."
Aw, man. You're hurting me.
What do I have to offer you, baby?
Poetry and true love.
That's not enough, I know for sure,
You need someone to throw you through the door.

Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks.
Just one thing I know for sure-chicks dig jerks!

Chicks dig jerks, it's so true.
Tell you, man, be mean to 'em man, they'll never leave you, then,
'Cause chicks dig jerks.
Just ignore 'em.
Act like they're not there.
Man, you're gonna be pulling chicks out of your hair.
They love that.
Act like you don't care,
Aw, look at them everywhere, they come running.
Tired of being a good guy Such a lonely life.
I'm gonna be a jerk
Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna step on lots of toes.
Whoo, girls gonna go crazy for that guy.
Baby, I'm gonna act like I don't even know you.
Not gonna return one of your calls.
Whoah, I hear her, she's already at the door.
She's intrigued by my indifference.
Yeah, I'm a jerk And it's working out.

P.S. If you don't know who Bill Hicks was, well, he was a philosopher, and a poet, and one funny motherfucker. He died of cancer almost a dozen years ago. Shit!
 

Dutchgrown

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Veteran
Let's see, how about someone who:

Has good moral character/honest,
Is sensitive to sexual needs and knows how to satisfy those needs,
Your best friend,
Is sensitive to sexual needs and knows how to satisfy those needs,
Likes your pets,
Is sensitive to sexual needs and knows how to satisfy those needs,
Give you a reason to smile,
Is sensitive to sexual needs and knows how to satisfy those needs,
Shares in the same goals in life,
Is sensitive to sexual needs and knows how to satisfy those needs,

Yep...that kinda sums it up :biglaugh:

:friends:
dg
 

ledhed

Member
Wow, you sex fiend...

I REALLY admire that in a person!

Edit: Huh huh, I guess the above statement is a pretty good illustration of how EASY it is to know what we men want...

:yummy:
 

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