The worst things to say after sex

[vodoochild]

I'm sorry?

 

[sns_stealth]

here, the last girl said this doctor helped her out, and stop whining already.

 

[sns_stealth]

AANNND CUT. thats a rap people. 15 for lunch

 

[sns_stealth]

yeah, i actually grow this stuff.

 

[skunktoker]

Have you seen my keys ??

 

[sns_stealth]

you know it would be nice if you could trim up down there, just sayin

 

[NOKUY]

you call that a fukin blowjob....i shouldda just let my dog lick my nuts like usual

 

[sns_stealth]

you have the elephant man skeleton AND a monkey...wowguy

 

[FallenBuddha]

are you sure that was right mommy?

 

[CMoon]

'your sisters better'

 

[skunktoker]

If you hurry you might make it home by dark .

 

[skunktoker]

I need to repaint my ceiling

 

[sns_stealth]

See, i told youre mom she dosent know what shes talkin about. she said you wouldnt like that

 

[skunktoker]

Hand me the remote

 

[sns_stealth]

So how does one go about being a hooker?

 

[Big D]

Will you marry me?...

 

[funkervogt]

Testing "positive" for a disease is a good thing, right?

 

[I N Hail]

Your brother said you liked it that way

 

[I N Hail]

You said you wanted 12" and make it hurt

SO i fk'ed you twice and slaped you

 

[horror business]

Alright I know this is strange, but when I was 15 I was in a relationship with a 21 year old woman. One time, while she was giving me oral pleasure, I said "So are you a pedophile?" and she didn't see the humor in it, and stopped the oral pleasure, and started crying.

I had to reassure her it was a joke, and then convince her to continue...

EDIT: POST 420