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The worst things to say after sex

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icmagic
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You didn't seem that fat, till we got to fuckin...

It was O.K....

As soon as your ass heals up, we're gonna do that again...
 

808kahumai

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I'm gonna have my girlfriend come over next time and give you some pointers.

No really, you have the cutest little penis that I have ever seen! We should name it!

Wow! You really have put on weight.

Honey.....I umm.....I spent your bonus check you were saving for the hydro system on new clothes. You aren't mad are you?
 

vince514

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welcome to the world of aids.......(god damm that would be messed up woulden't it?)
 
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