The worst things to say after sex

[Hash Zeppelin]

Man: I cant believe we did it the coat closet on thanksgiving.
Woman: I cant believe you got cum on my great grandmothers fur coat.
Man: Fur is murder, it was a protest.

 

[BROKENFINGERS]

Whats that smell, its not me must be you.

Oh tell my brother I said hi

 

[Clarence]

fetch...

 

[Miss Blunted]

I'll go cry in the corner now....

 

[oldschoolfarmer]

see yah later sis!

 

[GorillaGreenz]

Boy it's going to be hard to wash that stink off my dick!

 

[Clarence]

tell me again about your book 'A Brief History of Time'.

 

[Reefdoggie]

After struggling to "get it in", the young man said;

"Gosh, if I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time..."

To which she replied;

"If I knew you had more time, I would've removed my pantyhose..."

 

[Feyd]

If you tell your parents I'll fucking kill your dog.

 

[ben ttech]

i win!

 

[nycdfan042]

i got herpes, aids, chlam-idia, flesh eating virus, ebola and ecoli....bus fare is on the counter...

 

[spadedNfaded]

RAPE!!!!! RAPE!!! and run out screamin'.


"where am i?"

- SubN

 

[mrdangerfield]

mom... your the best LOL

 

[L~B]

I'm gonna be sick!!!(L~B runs to toilet)...truth

 

[I N Hail]

next time i'll try the other hand...




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[greenatik]

8 HOURS - just enough time for me to be out of the country by the time you gnaw through that rope..

 

[BurmeseDragon]

I used to have a penis........or even worse, they untuck it! there is no surprise like a tranny surprise.

 

[illnillinois]

You got change for a $50?
or
Here is a bottle of penicillin, don't worry it's doesn't last that long.

 

[Neuronaut]

Yup, that settles it.... I'm definitely gay.

 

[webguy]

thank you