The worst things to say after sex

[VictoryGardener]

O.K.... new game... and this one will hopefully be a bit more interesting than the old word game

Simple: for every post, provide one horrible thing to say after sex


I suppose I will start.


"That almost made me forget about the itching!"

 

[genkisan]

Ya know honey.....your sister's asshole is much tighter than yours...

 

[Che]

Do you take MasterCard?

 

[SouthernSmoker]

cab fare is on the dresser !!!!

 

[xcrispi]

Whats your name again ???
Crispi

 

[T-type]

GOTCHA

 

[Spicoli]

Damn, that sucked

 

[N707]

"If I bring some tarp next time can I pee on you?"

Other than that I generally just raid the fridge and bounce.....

 

[Classyathome]

Um, I thought you were someone else...

 

[Haps]

That was not worth the twenty dollars!

 

[olddrifter66]

"That's ok....next time I'll squeeze some lemon juice in there"

 

[CLDBD]

Hurry up and leave my wife will be home any minute.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

damn mom i told you not to wear that wig

 

[Mrs.Babba]

"Your brother was wayyyyy better!! oops did I say that out loud!!?? lol

 

[cellardweller]

Thanks for nuthin! ..bitch..

 

[Mrs.Greengenes]

hmmm... should have left that a fantasy.

 

[whodi]

That was so good <insert ex's name here>

 

[kmk420kali]

"You got change for a five??"

 

[swampdank]

THE BAG POPPED!

 

[headfortrinity]

Thanks, can you come back next week?