Three mischievous old
Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing home
When an old Grandpa
walked by.
And one of the old
Grandmas yelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell
exactly how old you are."
The old man said,
"There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said,
"Sure we can! Just drop your pants
and under shorts and we can tell
your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little,
but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to
first turn around a couple of times
and to jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said,
"You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent asked,
"How in the world did you guess?"
Grinning from ear to ear,
the three old ladies happily yelled in
unison...
"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing home
When an old Grandpa
walked by.
And one of the old
Grandmas yelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell
exactly how old you are."
The old man said,
"There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said,
"Sure we can! Just drop your pants
and under shorts and we can tell
your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little,
but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to
first turn around a couple of times
and to jump up and down several times.
Then they all piped up and said,
"You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles,
the old gent asked,
"How in the world did you guess?"
Grinning from ear to ear,
the three old ladies happily yelled in
unison...
"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"