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A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says
to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are
getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I
think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her
head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you
please at least pay me one compliment" The husband replies....."Well if
it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"
to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are
getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I
think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her
head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you
please at least pay me one compliment" The husband replies....."Well if
it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"