Show us the dumbest questions about pot you ever heard!!!!
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badugi
"Can I have a break on an ounce?" 
AbbieDoobie
Active member
I brought around some bomb-ass East Coast Sour Diesel that I grew out from Rez. It was the best plant I ever grew out of about a dozen varieties from various seed vendors. The shit took you for a ride to the moon and back. So, I bring this around the circle of people that I *used* to hang around and smoke with. First comment I get:
"This shit must be laced."
Like someone is going to go to the extra expense to procure something to add to weed to make it more potent and then sell it to you. Dumbass.
~Abbie
"This shit must be laced."
Like someone is going to go to the extra expense to procure something to add to weed to make it more potent and then sell it to you. Dumbass.
~Abbie
AbbieDoobie
Active member
Oh, and another. Nephew of mine, a real dumbass mofo, says he went in the woods and planted some seeds from the latest sack of dirt weed he always gets. Says "I'm hoping for a pound or more." Sheesh, what an idiot. I tell him "you gotta plant full grow plants, probably about a foot tall, along the edge of the woods (not *in* the woods), and you have to go out and water them, etc" All I get is a dumbass blank stare. Go figure.
~Abbie
~Abbie
^I remember I almost had ta woop this dudes ass cus his girl had smoked some kief with us and went home sayin we laced her shit. He came knockin on my door like "yall laced my girls shit blood?" hollerin and shit. I took him around the led him around the corner but I think he caught on caught on cus he turned around without sayin nuthin and went back to his house and shut the door.
Some people cant handle some sativa hash.
Some people cant handle some sativa hash.
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ureapwhatusow
that club rolling papers are light as a butterflys wing
any one use club anyone
any one use club anyone
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MeltingPot
Got a good one last night...
" I dunno...if that is outdoor, it's hydroponic outdoor...it's gotta be to be that dense..."
Dude saying that my nice outs were ins or "hydro outdoor"...
" I dunno...if that is outdoor, it's hydroponic outdoor...it's gotta be to be that dense..."
Dude saying that my nice outs were ins or "hydro outdoor"...
overheard between two geniuses that found some randomly growing outdoor last year...
"dude, its covered in catipillars."
"those arent catipillars, theyre thc worms. youre supposed to eat em just like tequila worms."
"dude, its covered in catipillars."
"those arent catipillars, theyre thc worms. youre supposed to eat em just like tequila worms."
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badugi
Heard it @ BPG (Berkeley Patients Group):
"You have powdery mildew on your clones"
'What?! Dude, those are trichomes!!'
"You have powdery mildew on your clones"
'What?! Dude, those are trichomes!!'
Sticky Scissors
Member
I overheard one of my sons friends (thats been growin for about a year) tell my son.
" When my plants are about 6" high I add a birth control pill to their water, it'll make more female plants cause of the female hormones in it"
I starting laughing so fuckin hard his friend wanted to know what was so funny, I said
"Oh nothin, I just thought of somethin funny"
Later that night my son asked me if I heard what he said "I told him that was the stupidest thing I ever heard" What is that moron going to do when his girlfriend gets pregnant cause he's takein her birth control pills?" HAHAHAhahaha!!!
" When my plants are about 6" high I add a birth control pill to their water, it'll make more female plants cause of the female hormones in it"
I starting laughing so fuckin hard his friend wanted to know what was so funny, I said
"Oh nothin, I just thought of somethin funny"
Later that night my son asked me if I heard what he said "I told him that was the stupidest thing I ever heard" What is that moron going to do when his girlfriend gets pregnant cause he's takein her birth control pills?" HAHAHAhahaha!!!
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jasondanzig
Can i add bong water to my plants?
and another thing, it seems people think that these plants are like some type of fruit you can just pick and smoke as needed.
and another thing, it seems people think that these plants are like some type of fruit you can just pick and smoke as needed.
Mt Toaker
Member
How do I grow pot?
I don't know if there are any threads here because I haven't looked but I bet there are a bunch of them that ask to know everything about growing and not want to search around the forums. There were a bunch on my last forum that I frequented and every reply was "Read"
I don't know if there are any threads here because I haven't looked but I bet there are a bunch of them that ask to know everything about growing and not want to search around the forums. There were a bunch on my last forum that I frequented and every reply was "Read"
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rcknrllmothrfck
Member
Is this shit laced?
Dumbest fucking question that I hear all of the time, or when people say they had some stuff that "had to be laced".
The whole idea of someone lacing bud is ridiculous.
Dumbest fucking question that I hear all of the time, or when people say they had some stuff that "had to be laced".
The whole idea of someone lacing bud is ridiculous.
Tony Danza
Member
Question: My crop weighs 23 1/2 ounces wet, how much will it weigh when it's dry?
Answer: Less.
Answer: Less.
