Need some dating advice

[gingerale]

If you really want to improve your odds for success, don't try to pick her up on the same day you meet her. The key word is comfort; stretch it out over a few days and get her comfortable with you first. Just chat her up the first day, strike up a conversation about her dog, see where it leads you. Be neutral at first, do not telegraph in any way (verbally or body language) that you are interested; to you it's just a friendly conversation, while quietly you are judging HER. Maybe you will have an interesting conversation, maybe it will be so-so at first (if she's nervous or you're not the best conversationalist), maybe you will find out within 5 minutes she is a totally crazy or boring chick.

Before the conversation is over with, be the one who ends it saying you gotta go work on homework or something. In a couple days you can "happen" to see her again in the park and talk to her again. During this time you should be judging her responses and see if she seems into you. I think it's funny that you've been timing it so that you walk the dog when the girl will be around; girls do that type of thing too all the time when they see a guy they like, so watch if she makes herself easy to find or just "happens" to walk near you or cross your path. (Do yourself a huge favor: consume a few good books on reading body language. It will do wonders for your life in general.)

If she seems into you after 2-3 chats, and is still interesting to you, this time you can follow FreedomFighter's advice and ask if she might like to meet up for a picnic. A restaurant is just OK but the logistics of getting her back to your place (to "check out your record collection" or some other legitimate but convenient reason) will be much easier at the park, and it's way cheaper and more interesting too.

Have fun....

 

[Yankmychain]

show it to her

 

[Mantas]

Firstly women like being courted, so any attempt to court her she is going to appreciate right off the bat. To break the ice approach her say Hi maybe ask her about her dog, if she lives near by, is she in school, what is she studying, do you come to the park often, mention how you really enjoy the park while you have been house sitting near by, does she know of any local entertainment, you have been looking for a good cafe or possibly a gym to work out at, maybe other interesting areas to walk or jog besides the park.

Then already have some plans, and mention that you are doing something Saturday night, would you like to join me or come along, (hopefully she digs you isn't busy and doesn't have a boyfriend) and that is a simple way to invite her into your already busy schedule.

Remember men love with their eyes, but women love with their ears and the man's desire is for the woman but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. Women just want to be desired and that is the key, let her know that you desire her in a respectful way, if she doesn't like you then it is what it is.

It helps to dress decent and look good too, and confident in yourself because you have achieved Self-Acceptance.

 

[supermanlives]

ask her if she swallows .they know you want some . if you take to long she will think your gay

 

[supermanlives]

try and find out where she hangs out and stuff a cucumber in your pants. she will give you her number

 

[farmer jones]

Asking for dating advice here would be like going to the horse races and asking for a tip. Oh well here goes. Only a week left you better get on the move. Being honest sounds like good advise especially if you think it might go some where. But being honest. When i was young i was a dog. If i seen a car that i liked then i chased it till i caught the tire. Then i went around and around till i had all i could stand then i would let go. What ever you decide to be, a man or a dog. Good luck!

 

[Scottish Research]

I wish I was single again. After marriage fellatio stops. Get it all now.

Just go for it.

Good luck!

R.fortune

 

[Iraganji]

1 It should be made clear what you desire.
2 Listen, listen, listen.
3 Be agreeable, be agreeable, be agreeable.

What you think doesn't matter unless she asks.
What you tell her you think should be filtered through 1-3

Good luck and remember, it's a numbers game. If they aren't into you,
move on. Eventually you'll learn to make "your type" those who are already showing interest.

If you're looking for a soul mate, be yourself and disregard the above.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

I wish I was single again. After marriage fellatio stops. Get it all now.

Just go for it.

Good luck!

R.fortune

ya but once she needs dentures and you need Viagra then it will be good lol. you pop in your pill, she pops out her teeth and the magic begins. hahaha

 

[Protea]

walk up to her as she walkes her dog, tell her you fancy her, and the dog is cute to.

its nice and polite, and you get the point across.

and you give her a chance too.

 

[Hubbleman]

Waw, great advice! And not a single negative reply! i am amazed. Thanks guys.

I shaved, put on new cloths, gonna cut up some cheese and roast beef put it in a little jar and i am ready for action!

 

[HempKat]

This is going to sound a lot like Yummy thread but I am actually going to do what you advice me here.

I am house sitting at my parents place I got a dog and there is a little park right outside my house.

There is this cute girl who walks her dog there every day. I been timing my dog walking to match her recently… its another 1 week before my parents come back and I got a whole house to myself. I also got a new car. What should I do? I really fancy her, she is my type…

I was thinking of playing with words, and asking her to come over to my place for a dinner, although I don’t know how to word this preposition. Also I was thinking it might be a good idea to invite her and her dog for a drive in my car and maybe go camping in this forest 1 hour from here but I think that should come after dinner…

What do you guys think?

And no do not tell me I should ask Cherubim for help! I actually need advice on how to word my request for dinner, what to say to get to that point, I was thinking making a causal chit chat, do you live on your own, what do you do in spare time sort of things.

The best advice I can give you is, don't seek dating advice on a cannabis growing site. Maybe try a dating site instead. You don't go to match.com and ask how to imprive your GPW do you?

 

[Hubbleman]

I dont know Hemp Kat, so far a received a whole load of great insight

 

[HOPS5K]

perfect situation...you go up to her and chat her up, eventually landing on topic of alcohol and or drug use and you find out she likes to partake in the holy herb, yadda yadda yadda...you end up back at her place or your place, smoke out and have a great meal and a great and stoned conversation afterwards which could lead to some more fun times.

when I was about 20, I was introduced to a young lass...had never met her before...I think we talked for like 20 minutes, smoked a bowl, talked some more, ate and decided we should go steady..badda bing bada boom...the only thing i learned from that was that it wasn't exactly what I said, but how I said it and how the 'package' (myself) was presented. ended up being the best girlfriend I ever had

 

[cough_cough_eer]

female here....

female here....

All good advise. but yes a public place at first and bring the dog treats..

 

[Infinitesimal]

stuff bacon in your pocket so her dog loves you... shell be like; Awww how cuuute he likes you!

 

[Hoover_lungz]

A smile goes along way, sumtimes you dont need words to start a relationship


Also helps if you isnt BUtt Ugly also lol

 

[Al Botross]

be a gentleman and insist on picking up her dogs crap<<<>>>>she'll love you for it.

 

[Floridian]

Tell her you adopted your dog from the pound 2 days before it was to be euthanized for demodex mange.You hero you.

 

[Infinitesimal]

Take some practice runs...


another tip...


don't stare at her tits... eyes are up there... and if she throws her arms up like this... its not a good sign