it would take a L O N G while fued!
I just flushed something that looked a lot like that!
With this threads title, perhaps I should publish my "20 ways why a dildo is better than a man"!
My boyfriend likes to bring his "Danish Sausage" to the table....I'm sure he loooooves to think of his "banana" as the best dessert a woman can find....I humor him, hehe. He DOES NOT mind being looked at like a big plate of brownies. He's like, "use me...please". I love you men....f-ers, can't live without you.
Oh yeah...Mr. Blunted is Danish, yahhhh...he loves to watch women eat his sausage.
Why is it the ladies of IC have the BEST sense of humor? Okay... a lot of the guys do to
I love that damn banana by the way...I laughed forever at that one.
Danish women rock FO SHO darlin'
My first husband was stationed in Bumholder, Germany for four years and he would go to Copenhagen on R&R and he said the women were exquisite there and very enlightened after prudish American women from America in those days. NOT ME THOUGH as Madre was hot and ahead of her time.
But he had a torrid affair with Jane ....pronounced Yana in Denmark and they had a child even. But Jane would not leave Copenhagen and we adopted the child and I raised him. I was not even old enough to be his mother as I was only 14 years older than him......but I adopted him and loved him dearly and he died a few years ago.....but I consider him my firstborn son still. So I am partial to the Danish ppl....as my son was half Danish.
My husband just loved Denmark and the ppl there. Jane is here in America now as she did eventually marry another American soldier. She is still a beauty in her old age even......but the Texans think her odd sunbathing topless on her husbands farm in rural Texas and the rednecks drive their pick up trucks by her home often to catch a peek. Texas women and Danish women are a different species....but I am an oddity......A very liberal Native Texan woman... An endangered species te he.
But please come back for cultural exchange dear. I just love the Danes.
I already talk to Kenni on the Danish forum here. He is quite a delight. Welcome my dear. Hope I never offend you as granny is one to be quite frank in my exchange.
I think we have a lot in common Madrecinco I'm not Danish...just the Mr. I'm a good old mix of Western Europe and Native American...French being my dominant....ooh la la, hehe. I think danish men are HOT!!! Denmark would be something fierce to behold....I would love to see it some day....Europe is next after New Orleans on my travel list. I was lucky to have a vacation to the Caribbean and Las Vegas just in the last 5 months.
I think it's a little funny that I live inner city and still manage to sunbathe topless in my backyard. I have single guys on either side of my house, which I'm sure get a little "show" here and there....but they haven't came knocking on my door to complain, haha.
Someone has to explain to me what the rep stuff is here.. I just stumbled onto it by accident the other day. I have had lots of people say stuff to me. So you can view other folk's reps?
Someone has to explain to me what the rep stuff is here.. I just stumbled onto it by accident the other day. I have had lots of people say stuff to me. So you can view other folk's reps?
Nobody is for everybody's taste.
Yeah, I walk on the beach in Pensacola, but I have a crew cut and I am 48. I suppose to many I look like a cop. If I get a deal from a stranger, even if I even get the herb the deals are not that good. In Hawaii, at least at Kona, I just ask a skateboarder. They are pretty reliable.
MRS B I have 388 good reps now....which means I am very nice when I am not being bad that is. ....te he
Madrecinco, I agree with your original post. I just tend to wonder why so few people want to be complete people before getting together and bumping bellies and starting families.
I tend to want to be alone for a long time so that I can fully explore, expand and explode my life into what I want it to be before even bringing another person into it. But it feels like to me, more and more, people look at me weird for saying that. I would like a girlfriend or wife but I don't want that at the expense of my autonomy and my life.
A woman who got that and STILL wouldn't mind coffee every once in a while might be what I need. But if the women consider me just dessert, I sometimes wonder.
I consider women the entire buffet in an ideal situation; I want a woman who sees me as the buffet as well. I am more than sweets. I am meat, sweets, veg and rice! (Risotto, preferably. Love that creamy sauce! With mushrooms and grated expensive cheeses....mmmm )