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Do you wanna see the swords or not.i tried uploading them and I failed.yeah I got a story but don't think I wanna post it here.i don't lie so believe what you want
I tried and this site is BS.i don't know why it won't go to my album.im Fucking pissed.why won't it go to my album?
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
LoL you're hilarious.
I thought you meant you had a 3000 YEAR OLD sword LoL.
I admit I don't have $3,000 for a sword. I do have a $7.00 1/2 ounce canister of pepper spray and a $13.00 karambit that unfolds into a brass knuckle I take with me to the mail box.
Is your sword effective out to 10 feet? My pepper spray is, and my karambit could probably be effective against someone kicking me.
Unless of course he dropped down on a braided silk line with a $3,000 sword in which case I hope he takes my pepper spray and karambit and train them to be ninjatic in nature.
Is there like... just a certain amount of dollars and it's a ninja sword, with ninja power?
Or.. is there like a ceremony...? These questions come up okay? I've never really chatted with a real ninja from the dark web who has a $3,000 sword.
Udaman.
I thought you meant you had a 3000 YEAR OLD sword LoL.
I admit I don't have $3,000 for a sword. I do have a $7.00 1/2 ounce canister of pepper spray and a $13.00 karambit that unfolds into a brass knuckle I take with me to the mail box.
Is your sword effective out to 10 feet? My pepper spray is, and my karambit could probably be effective against someone kicking me.
Unless of course he dropped down on a braided silk line with a $3,000 sword in which case I hope he takes my pepper spray and karambit and train them to be ninjatic in nature.
Is there like... just a certain amount of dollars and it's a ninja sword, with ninja power?
Or.. is there like a ceremony...? These questions come up okay? I've never really chatted with a real ninja from the dark web who has a $3,000 sword.
Udaman.
Ok funny guy.it costs that much because they are HANDMADE! And each sword Smith is allowed to make like 4 blades every 6 months or so buy Japanese law. I took a pic but i can't get it in my album.pissing me off but I took 5 pics.dont know what to tell you unless you wanna help me out
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
It's not that I don't believe about ninjatic powers it's just how you tell it.
I guess I won't get to see the swords. LoL please don't make us all laugh at the way you're sayin it, it's funny but seriously- this is about who's gonna kick whose ass in the fight.
And how do you not about Khabib's bear wrestling videos? He and his family - his dad's some kinda martial artist, they live in Dagistan and I dunno what you know about Sunnis but he lives in a valley run by the Taliban and he and his brothers beat their f*&^' asses at school and around their little village there and keep shit straight.
It's like... excuseMeWHaT? Beating the sh*& out of the taliban guys around the region
telling them to s.t.f.u. and sit the f. down?
With their bare hands?''
Yeah.
Okie DoKiE. . .
You haven't heard about this? They made a video about him and his brothers.
But he's human and McLefty might get lucky after a tough last few hours of the weight cut and kick him out or something.
Personally I think Khabib will win but McShorty's shown me wtF on multiple occasions so I'm completely afraid to make any prediction at all and I'm not gonna be surprised no matter what happens.
I guess I won't get to see the swords. LoL please don't make us all laugh at the way you're sayin it, it's funny but seriously- this is about who's gonna kick whose ass in the fight.
And how do you not about Khabib's bear wrestling videos? He and his family - his dad's some kinda martial artist, they live in Dagistan and I dunno what you know about Sunnis but he lives in a valley run by the Taliban and he and his brothers beat their f*&^' asses at school and around their little village there and keep shit straight.
It's like... excuseMeWHaT? Beating the sh*& out of the taliban guys around the region
telling them to s.t.f.u. and sit the f. down?
With their bare hands?''
Yeah.
Okie DoKiE. . .
You haven't heard about this? They made a video about him and his brothers.
But he's human and McLefty might get lucky after a tough last few hours of the weight cut and kick him out or something.
Personally I think Khabib will win but McShorty's shown me wtF on multiple occasions so I'm completely afraid to make any prediction at all and I'm not gonna be surprised no matter what happens.
I don't even know wtf Kabib is.i obviously know who McGregor is.i don't know why I even came in here but now I wanna show my sword.no big deal
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
Hey - ''my IC'' right there, top right, you get in, on the left, pictures and albums.
I hit the bottom one just so I didn't take an extra step and it said ''title'' I wrote 'test' and it said description and I said ''test'' and it said thanks, and said ''upload images.''
Khabib's a very seriously competent brawler and he's 26-0 due to having an almost patented classically hard to defend-against overall style.
I like to believe in strikers but - McShorty's only human and I VERY seriously doubt he tied his hands behind his back and started kicking ONLY several months back so his feet become very highly dangerous again.
I know he can use his feet but I think recently he uses them to wow people and keep them at distance when he throws his feet up at peoples' heads.
I think he's been doing general workouts and if his arms get tired, it's not gonna be like he's fighting Nate from Stockton.
This is another one to throw the coin in the air - Khabib, can't maintain that storm trooper action without it becoming predictable over time.
He also can't practice to do it in fights forever without injuring himself. Brawlers wear out faster. Khabib might be hiding an injury.
I don't think so but.. so for me this is a truly exciting toss-up with me wanting to give the edge to Khabib.
It's one of those fights I don't care who wins because it's such a classical matchup.
I hit the bottom one just so I didn't take an extra step and it said ''title'' I wrote 'test' and it said description and I said ''test'' and it said thanks, and said ''upload images.''
Khabib's a very seriously competent brawler and he's 26-0 due to having an almost patented classically hard to defend-against overall style.
I like to believe in strikers but - McShorty's only human and I VERY seriously doubt he tied his hands behind his back and started kicking ONLY several months back so his feet become very highly dangerous again.
I know he can use his feet but I think recently he uses them to wow people and keep them at distance when he throws his feet up at peoples' heads.
I think he's been doing general workouts and if his arms get tired, it's not gonna be like he's fighting Nate from Stockton.
This is another one to throw the coin in the air - Khabib, can't maintain that storm trooper action without it becoming predictable over time.
He also can't practice to do it in fights forever without injuring himself. Brawlers wear out faster. Khabib might be hiding an injury.
I don't think so but.. so for me this is a truly exciting toss-up with me wanting to give the edge to Khabib.
It's one of those fights I don't care who wins because it's such a classical matchup.
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
Now we killed the vibe talkin' about ''swords of ninjitsu''.
I'm trying to decide if I'd wanna be Khabib or McGregor facing a guy with a ninja sword.
I think I'd rather be McGregor. He's the 'movement specialist.' If the ninja dude doesn't drop on a silk cord and cut his head off before he knows the ninjatic assassin is there, that wouldn't be fair but I guess I don't have to tell you, you're a ninja.
You know ''The street isn't fair.''
That ''There are no rules in the street.''
So I dunno.
I'm trying to decide if I'd wanna be Khabib or McGregor facing a guy with a ninja sword.
I think I'd rather be McGregor. He's the 'movement specialist.' If the ninja dude doesn't drop on a silk cord and cut his head off before he knows the ninjatic assassin is there, that wouldn't be fair but I guess I don't have to tell you, you're a ninja.
You know ''The street isn't fair.''
That ''There are no rules in the street.''
So I dunno.
All it takes is one good hook to the chin.ive had a bad day.almost had to fight my dad.ill get the swords pic.but hey I'm serious.i studied Ninjitsu for 25 years.if you think it's funny that's on you.tell that to the people I've cut.im trying to show you the sword
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Ignignokt
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
Why don't ya go read about Khabib vs McWhat's-his-face and give us a competent review since that's what the thread's about.
Khabib Nurmagedov.
Khabib Nurmagedov.
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Yamaha FG-840
Active member
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
There are people in everyday life that can fuck up any of the mma fighters in real conflicts. MMA people are not trained to be self defense types fighting to kill. Eyes, throat strikes, groin strikes, blows to the head when down and small joint manipulation are not parts of professional mma.
If shithawk knows what he says he knows then what he says is true IMHO.
If shithawk knows what he says he knows then what he says is true IMHO.
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Ignignokt
Whenever MMA guys go against Marines or Navy Seals and whoever, the MMA guys win....
They make chopped liver of them.
Just because they don't use more lethal techniques in an octagon, doesn't mean that they don't know them.
They make chopped liver of them.
Just because they don't use more lethal techniques in an octagon, doesn't mean that they don't know them.
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had nothing to do with Khabib, I just felt compelled to smack you.
nothing anyone says about this fight matters now.
wait till it's over and then there will something to discuss
IMHO it does. They don't practice any of that stuff. And if they did go up against them it wasn't under the circumstances of fighting to injure or kill.
The octagon is not the street.
Yamaha FG-840
Active member
After the drubbing you took the last time you tried to argue with me it's no surprise you're resentful. Here's a hint, the fights are arranged SPECIFICALLY so PEOPLE can TALK ABOUT THEM.
I see you're under the impression the thread actually affects the fight. No, it doesn't so don't worry about that part.
Our talking about it doesn't affect the outcome, that's only in your mind. This is a safe space and our thoughts don't travel through space and control the fighters.
It isn't however a church. Maybe where you come from people have entire forums where no one talks.
On the real internet however, that's not as common.
If you'd like to start a thread instructing everyone who comes by, not talk with you about anything, I'd be willing to not come talk with you.
LoL.
I see you're under the impression the thread actually affects the fight. No, it doesn't so don't worry about that part.
Our talking about it doesn't affect the outcome, that's only in your mind. This is a safe space and our thoughts don't travel through space and control the fighters.
It isn't however a church. Maybe where you come from people have entire forums where no one talks.
On the real internet however, that's not as common.
If you'd like to start a thread instructing everyone who comes by, not talk with you about anything, I'd be willing to not come talk with you.
LoL.
