time like this, i turn to the good book
/the pages are like silk
But that first and last have already been used for rolling papers
time like this, i turn to the good book
/the pages are like silk
Settle down Bevis
Everywhere is out of tp. But fully stocked on soap and wash cloths.Go figure
Meanwhile, over in France they're laughing at the rest of the world from their bidets.
I mean laughing a month or 2 is a small victory for France. However we are STILL laughing they lasted around 3 months before rolling over during the big dubya dubya 2.... or at the fact their newest tank has 7 speeds of reverse and neutral.
FRENCH....
Sawed off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like other people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their pussies, fight with their feet and fuck with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine. They gibber like baboons with their fucked up wimpy language.
Proper forms of address: Frog, Froggy, Frog eater, Fuck face.
Good points: Invented the blow job.
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nope, sorry. Cleopatra was famous for her expertise at oral sex LONG before France was a place, or allegedly invented French Kissing. "fuck with their faces" LOL. if you mean eating pussy, thank God they figured it out. i like that better than BACON! there, i said it out loud...![]()
I hope he was a good tipper...According to Jake the Snake, Andre the Giant would just shit in the shower since motels never had toilets that could accommodate. Convenient and frugal.
According to Jake the Snake, Andre the Giant would just shit in the shower since motels never had toilets that could accommodate. Convenient and frugal.
https://whatculture.com/wwe/andre-the-giant-hbo-documentary-14-things-we-learned?page=5And finally, even Andre once drank too much, and after returning to the hotel with his fellow wrestlers, passed out in the hotel lobby. When the hotel's manager asked the wrestlers what he should do, Pat Patterson suggested he call AAA to haul him out of there.
FRENCH....
Sawed off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like other people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their pussies, fight with their feet and fuck with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine. They gibber like baboons with their fucked up wimpy language.
Proper forms of address: Frog, Froggy, Frog eater, Fuck face.
Good points: Invented the blow job.
Did they invent the rolling paper too? Sure seems like a lot come from France.
It will be interesting to watch Frexit and what the frogs do with their "guests", who are assimilating via making more.
FRENCH....
Sawed off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like other people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their pussies, fight with their feet and fuck with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine. They gibber like baboons with their fucked up wimpy language.
Proper forms of address: Frog, Froggy, Frog eater, Fuck face.
Good points: Invented the blow job.
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Nope. Mexican. Don't vote. Can't. Not here legally.