How can you tell if your a stoner...

[floppyfundanglr]

you know your a stoner when you feel naked without your pipe in your pocket

 

[jefff]

When I forget what I was going to do, then try thinking about it HARD! then HARDER!!!

At this point realize I'm HIGH, and it really doesn't matter so return to my chair.

Sit down.....

oh.............. now I remember

 

[turbo6shooter]

You know youre a stoner when

You see opened paper clips sitting around

You miss your offramp on the freeway, get off to turn around and miss it again

Watch TV and check celebrities eyes if they are squinty, red, or wearing sunglasses when they are not in the sun. Try checking out Snoop when he is on talk shows its pretty much a "given"

Start looking around when you smell herb burning and its not you, try to locate where its coming from, then determine if they are smoking dank or schwag

On the flip side, go to a concert, fire up a joint and see who turns around just to spot the stoners. They will be the ones with big smiles looking at you!

 

[johnnydfo20]

i knew i was a stoner when people started callin me "that stoner"

you know you are a stoner when you find yourself pointing out everything you can make into a bong.

you know you are a stoner when your riding in the car with your family and everyone smells a skunk and says ewww meanwhile you are teh only one with a big grin on your face.

you know you are a stoner when you find yourself on icmag.

 

[facelift]

Merry Christmas!

 

[k1ndz0n3]

You know that you're a stoner when there is a dead skunk in the road, and you are the one rolling your window down to get a bigger whiff, while everyone is cussing at you because it's below freezing outside.
<KZ>
(true story)

 

[facelift]

You're standing outside the circle.

 

[sackoweed]

You know your a stoendeder when you consistently try and put the cereal in the fridge.... peace.

sackO

 

[Pinball Wizard]

when you put empty ice trays back in the the freezer.....(I stutter when stoned, too)

 

[mugenbao]

You know you're a stoner when you search for your glasses everywhere in the house for ½ an hour, and then finally find them - on your nose ....

You know you're a stoner when you are the fifteenth person to post the same thing in a "You know you're a stoner when..." thread.

 

[Old Hippie]

You know you're a stoner when you suddenly realize that you have been tokin for 37 years.

 

[HillBillMt]

when i look in the mirror its obvious, ,, HHB

 

[TheBudFather]

You know your a stoner...when you find bud in your hair, bumcrack, Bellybutton, stuck to your body randomly anywhere.

You know your a stoner when...You spend all day looking at Budporn, instead of real porn!

You know your a stoner when.... Getting out of bed at 2pm feels like 5am....

You know your a stoner when.... you cant remember what the hell you were just talking about.....(this drives me nuts)

You know your a stoner when... every time you have a random piece of paper in your hands, you subconsciously roll it into a massive joint...and pretend to smoke it with a big smile on your face!

You know blah blah blah when....you roll a joint, then look in the ashtray to see you already rolled 1. again.

 

[pearlemae]

you know your a stoner when you cough and it tastes like bong water

 

[armedoldhippy]

"you know you're a stoner when" you pull in to drive-ins to order food, pay for it, & drive off without your food. i don't know HOW many times i've pulled that one. they are always giving me the "eye" when i go back too...

 

[sackoweed]

you know your a stoner when you crave Mickey D's French Fries right now!!! peace..

sackO

 

[Blimey]

I just went downstairs to make a cup of instant coffee....prepared it all, granules, sweeteners, milk.....then poured in cold water from the kettle I hadn't turned on...

Stoner

 

[sackoweed]

when you forget to do shit that your supposed to do right now...

 

[funknug420]

you know your a stoner when your blazin a joint n packing a bowl at the same time

 

[sackoweed]

when you go into your room to grab a jacket and come out undressed...