bitchhitsbongs
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You know your a stoner when you buy a T-shirt with YOU KNOW YOUR A STONER WHEN...
~every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
~someone asks for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb.
~your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong movies.
~you clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats.
~your breakfast is a spliff, OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles.
~you eat everything in the kitchen but Spam... then you eat the Spam.
~every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica.
~you're known as "Smokey" to your friends.
~you want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane.
~someone finds a roach in your room and it's not a bad thing.
~you hang out with people you don't like, just cause they got buds.
~if your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale."
~all you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
~you think everyone is staring at you when nobody is around.
~your best friend just happens to be your dealer.
~your bumper sticker reads "Honk for Hemp."
~your bong becomes an extension of your arm.
~the High Times centerfold turns you on.
~your alarm is set for 4:20 a.m. and p.m.
~you wake and bake.
~every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
~someone asks for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb.
~your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong movies.
~you clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats.
~your breakfast is a spliff, OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles.
~you eat everything in the kitchen but Spam... then you eat the Spam.
~every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica.
~you're known as "Smokey" to your friends.
~you want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane.
~someone finds a roach in your room and it's not a bad thing.
~you hang out with people you don't like, just cause they got buds.
~if your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale."
~all you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
~you think everyone is staring at you when nobody is around.
~your best friend just happens to be your dealer.
~your bumper sticker reads "Honk for Hemp."
~your bong becomes an extension of your arm.
~the High Times centerfold turns you on.
~your alarm is set for 4:20 a.m. and p.m.
~you wake and bake.