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Originally posted on another site by cross eyed weed:
you know your a stoner if you ever lost your key and they were right in your hands.
you know your a stoner if you find your self dancing in front of the frig
you know your a stoner if you try to light the wrong end of a lighter for 10 minutes
you know your a stoner if you have more than one copy of up in smoke
you know your a stoner if there is a blackout and you use all your candles for light for your plants
You know you’re a stoner if you hide weed so would have some left by the end of the week but forget were you put it
You know you’re a stoner if you have a collection of high times in your bathroom
You know you’re a stoner if you get mad when people mess up the rotation , pass it to the left
You know if you’re a stoner if your funnier when you high. Then when your not
You know your a stoner if you go to whitecastle and order 30 burgers, 10 chocolate shakes and 20 large fries then realize you left your wallet at home.