Housemate stealing weed!

[spice A]

So i have 2 fairly large jars of sage and kali mist, cured to perfection and pretty dam nice if i don't say so myself. I have noticed the jars contents declining faster than i conceived it possible to smoke (typical stoner thought, shit wheres my erb going!)
so i assumed that i was perhaps smoking that much but to be on the safe side i weighed the whole of the sage jar and then left it for a week and a bit then weighed it again. Now the weed was dry and had been curing for a month already so it is unlikely to loose a huge amount of water weight but it turns out the jar was about 5g down. Not a huge amount but still £40-£50 worth in street value... now i am vexed!

i trust my other 2 housemates as they have been close friends for sometime and i give them a joint when they want it. But their work mate who moved in 4 months ago is now apparently stealing my fucking erb! besides this the little shit hasn't taken a shower since moving in and his smell radiates from his room and surprise surprise i came back home one day to find my room smelling of him and the house smelling of my fucking weed! needles to say other shit goes missing like general house amenities but fuck it thats the cost of being poor and having to house share, i can let that shit slide. The weed going missing i can't, my first inclination is to punch him but rationalisation is he lives in the room next to me, which would create a very awkward living environment.

what the fuck should i do?? i can only hide my jars so well, confrontation is a must but how? pretty sure i want him out the house and i can deal with the rent going up but christ this is stress i don't need!

any ideas?

 

[wintergreens]

Get everyone that lives in the house and confront him, and add to take a shower every day or he is out! Sucks to have that happen, best of luck!

 

[944s2]

hiya,,,,,, spice its not a nice situation but you need to deal with it,,
i would be 100 per cent sure that you are correct when you accuse or point the finger on the dirty dude,,
are you totally sure that its him stealing your stash or could the other housemates be setting him up cos they want him out as well?
your first instincts are probably right but you need to be concrete and then sit down with the guy,be upfront and honest and explain its left you no choice but to ask him to leave,
,i am assuming that you have the legal right to enforce this? otherwise the guy could tell you to piss off,,not a nice situation but one that needs to be dealt with asap,,good luck ,,,peace and regards s2

 

[DamnUglyDogE]

Put some cyanide on a nug and leave it out.. Go to work..
When you come home ...
Dead dude on the floor is all the proof ya need...

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Ok if ya not that pissed... Sprinkle Angle dust on it and as he trips out.. Talk to ya house mates -tell them what ya did and move his shit out...

Peace and good luck...

I'd nuke his arse myself...lol

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[Kcar]

Tape a hair or small piece of string from the top of the lid to the side of the jar.
Or get a game cam and set it up in your room. Or put a lock on your door.

 

[Bag]

get a safe to keep yer weed and money and porn in . and toothbrush cause he might be mad ya lock up yer weed

 

[Agaricus]

Bad situation. Been there. It was my daughter's husband (he's NOT my son-in-law, I won't accept the stinking asshole as any relation).

Anyway, one thing I'd wonder about is the possibility of him calling the pigs if he gets pissed off about being kicked out. Sounds like he isn't the most ethical peckerhead in the world.

Put your stash in a locked cupboard? Seems to me that could be a good solution and not openly confrontational. If you wanted to keep it that way.

Could you and your good housemates make his life miserable, through little things, so he'd want to move out? Sprinkle itching powder in his sheets? In his jock strap? Poke holes in his condoms? Pee on his toothbrush? Dead fish in his underwear drawer? Potato in the tailpipe? Hell, you could have all kinds of fun.

 

[joe guy]

Yep a new door knob with key lock, I was sure my brother was pinching my stash so I went to Walmart and 8 bucks I had a new door knob,
And waited for him to come home to install it didn't mention a word about my thoughts of him pinching my stuff just the look on his face when he seen me toolin around on my door was enough for me.
And low and behold I'm the only one smokin my stuff now my harvest last as long as it should lol.
Or if ur feelin spendy and want video proof to have small one inch video camera that hooks directly to a VCR or DVR and leave a nice pretty nug out in view of him and push record.. I have 4 one on each side of my house.. 7 years ago they wee 35 dollars each I'm sure hey have gone down by now...
They are full color and black and white when in nite vision mode they switch automatically so it's pretty easy..
Then ill you will have absolute hard evidence to evict him lyes, cheats, and theifs have no place in our homes...

 

[LubdaNugs]

I hate roommates. I can't think of a quicker way to ruin a friendship. Over the years, as a ski bum, I had several roommates. I can think of two that actually worked out. The rest were worthless. As for your situation, I would lock up my weed. Confronting him can be bad on many levels, like it was said earlier, he might drop the dime on you.

 

[spice A]

Bad situation. Been there. It was my daughter's husband (he's NOT my son-in-law, I won't accept the stinking asshole as any relation).

Anyway, one thing I'd wonder about is the possibility of him calling the pigs if he gets pissed off about being kicked out. Sounds like he isn't the most ethical peckerhead in the world.

Put your stash in a locked cupboard? Seems to me that could be a good solution and not openly confrontational. If you wanted to keep it that way.

Could you and your good housemates make his life miserable, through little things, so he'd want to move out? Sprinkle itching powder in his sheets? In his jock strap? Poke holes in his condoms? Pee on his toothbrush? Dead fish in his underwear drawer? Potato in the tailpipe? Hell, you could have all kinds of fun.

HAHA these are some good ideas! but i am pretty sure he is a virgin, guy literally smells so bad! he has lost his job and stays in all day playing xbox, so i am convinced he will not have the rent at the end of the month anyway. I don't want it to get petty like that as well, it will just lead to him trying to do the same back.

My other 2 housemates i trust them completely one of them i have grown up with and been friends with from the age of 14. they have also noticed small amounts going but i am the one with the most bud so i guess its easiest to lift it without me noticing... or so he thought!

The evidence is a weight check and the fact that i am adamant my other mates wouldn't do it. Plus he is the one without a job, i don't know him, house smells of my weed when i come back home and he just stays in his room all the time so i don't see him. I even think he has shared spliffs around the room when i have been there of my shit!

On the legal side, it didn't cross my mind but until now my housemates stealing my weed hadn't! thanks for bringing it up. I am moving out in may so this is all temporary but i am so tempted to give him a kicking!

 

[dagnabit]

dont be a passive aggressive twat.

direct honest dialogue with clearly defined boundaries and consequences for violating the boundaries.
only you know what you can do as far as consequences but dont "bluff"
say what you are willing to do if the boundaries are violated and then do so.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Do you have any woodwork skils?
I'd make a Tantalus, if you google Tantalus, and go to images you will see what one is .
Basically, when we were all servants to the lords, the master of the house didn't want his butler and the housekeeper supping his brandy, so they would have a little wooden stand for the bottles. Each bottle sat in the body of this wooden holder, and a lockable part came down over the tops of the bottles so that they couldn't be removed or opened.
Or buy a UV light and some UV ink, cover your jars in Ink, then confront him with the light when you get home.
A lock on your door may even do the trick. Change your doorknob for a lockable one.
Fuck housesharing, I'd go back to living in a bender 1st.

 

[azez]

If it was me,
Id open a can of woop ass, period
peace
ez

 

[spice A]

i think the fact he's not going to be able to afford rent at the end of the month is going to solve the problem by itself, he's out but just a very frustrating situation.

 

[spice A]

Fuck housesharing, I'd go back to living in a bender 1st.

think you are right mate, im going to have to deal with paying a bit extra to live on my own but remove stupid shit like this happening.

 

[ghostmade]

he thinks u are a duck and he can get over on u.
wen ihad my brothers freind stay withme he would pinch my milk.i did not notice till my oldlady said she seen him dricking from the jug,i then kicked him out(ended up i a fist fight)over my milk.if it was my ol'lady or my nugs i would have to dirt em.lol thats just me.

if anything i would make him pay the rent he owes me and the money for the missing nugs.i hate pinching ass mulies(even though i was one wen i was a fcktard aka teen.lol

 

[spice A]

thing is my other 2 housemates have noticed their erb going as well so he has been stealing from us all. It isn't just me thats had things go missing

 

[skullznroses]

I agree with Dagnabit, go for the open confrontation. Give this little man a chance to be a big boy and admit it.

Id start out with a line like, "Hey I thought maybe you had grabbed a nug from my jar. No big deal, Im just sure my stash is shrinking..."

Try to be nonchalant about it to get him to admit to it, then deal out justice as you see fit.

 

[Harry Gypsna]

thing is my other 2 housemates have noticed their erb going as well so he has been stealing from us all. It isn't just me thats had things go missing

Then the 3 of you should confront him... New person comes in and all 3 prior tenants have shit come up missing, it is pretty obvious who the culprit is. Team up with your mates and make it clear that he is moving and if anything else goes missing before he moves out, he is going to end up with broken fingers.

 

[ghostmade]

sorry i did not know he was lifting from evrybody,how stupid of a mut can he b???stealing from the people wo look out for u is like snitching to me

i would or better yet lol (got to luv them smiles) either way u seem like a good dude andgood dude dnt deserve to get got hope u handle it soon peace