Breaking news! Cannabis reject carnists

[dagnabit]

I kill and butcher most of my own red meat and pork....

I am the "carnist" pol pot!!

Enslaving the poor piggies prior to killing them!

The horses don't get eaten but are forced into labor camps..

 

[Canniwhatsis]

LOL!

Love threads like this, good for a chuckle or 3.


Eating meat isn't part of my spiritual beliefs,.... but it could be I guess, I mean, if GOD didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them so tasty?

And why would he give us these fun cutting teeth that are perfect for ripping flesh off of a fresh cooked T-bone? and the big brain that allows us to find those perfect cuts of tenderloin down a pigs spine?....... Mmmmmmmm And chicken wings,..... Ahhhhh food,.... yum!

to unite forces to persuade cannabis-plants stop sprouting their seeds should carnists be their groomers.

Certainly my Cannabis seeds missed the memo about not sprouting since I'd be grooming them for their life.

 

[Jellyfish]

Long as I got my pepperoni plants, I'm happy to be a vegetarian.

 

[HempKat]

I didn't mean to offend anyones precious selfes, especially not critizising their spiritual levels, which if I did I don't take any responsibility for, cause as implied much throughout this thread I'm just a plant head having difficulty thinking cause i don't get enough fat to feed my animal-starved brain. But I haven't told any of you to stop eating meat, you can do the f@ck you want, I'm just stating the obvious that cheap bought meat made from hyper-effective production farms is ruining the planet and that most of us don't have reflected enough upon this sick fact of life. External factors such as commercials, mainstream anti-vegan propaganda myth-spreading and subsidized cheap meat fits well with personal needs and desires for something as sweet tasting as meat. And when you don't think about how meat actually is produced then everything is just fine, isn't it? If you get tired by my ranting then bu-hu. This is the Toker's Den, pricks are flourishing as in every devil-infested lairs, so just ignore this prick and move on, eat your meat and stop being offended by me critizising your "choice" of food. I'm gonna do that anyway.

And yet just this morning in the news there was a story about how people haven't been buying much chicken causing chicken prices to drop. So the USDA stepped in and bought $40,000,000 worth of chicken to help drive prices up so all the small farmers who depend on their sales so much can stay in business.

http://www.worldpoultry.net/news/usda-buys-$40-million-worth-of-chicken-to-help-industry-9232.html

 

[KSP]

And yet just this morning in the news there was a story about how people haven't been buying much chicken causing chicken prices to drop. So the USDA stepped in and bought $40,000,000 worth of chicken to help drive prices up so all the small farmers who depend on their sales so much can stay in business.

http://www.worldpoultry.net/news/usda-buys-$40-million-worth-of-chicken-to-help-industry-9232.html

Well that pisses me off. I've been eating beau coup chicken this summer. If I had the room I'd just have a bunch running around to choose for breakfast.

 

[Hank Hemp]

I wonder how many of those "small" chicken farmers are teabaggers. 90%, "I want the govt. out of my farm subsides".

 

[Sgt.Stedenko]

So now this is a political thread, Hank?
How progressive.
It must suck having the tea party living rent free in your mind.

 

[h^2 O]

the only thing I don't agree with is kosher and halaal meats...it's very savage and primitive and cruel. Even though they taste really good, BOYCOTT HEBREW NATIONAL!!!!

As long as the animal dies a quick death with a bolt to the head or something it's not that bad.
Some meats I wouldn't eat -
hamster
ape or monkey
dog and cat
horse

 

[Canniwhatsis]

the only thing I don't agree with is kosher and halaal meats...it's very savage and primitive and cruel. Even though they taste really good, BOYCOTT HEBREW NATIONAL!!!!

As long as the animal dies a quick death with a bolt to the head or something it's not that bad.
Some meats I wouldn't eat -
hamster
ape or monkey
dog and cat
horse

Human's NOT on that list!?!?

 

[h^2 O]

Im not sure....I guess I'd eat human if I was stranded or something. Thigh meat probably.

 

[Canniwhatsis]

LOL! Yeah, that'd probably be one of the better cuts, Rump would be my next bet. Anything thru the back and shoulders is probably really lean and stringy/tough.

 

[Jellyfish]

I salute you for taking a stand against the needless slaughter of hamsters.

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

I salute you for taking a stand against the needless slaughter of hamsters.

I dont know man, in Nepal they eat guinea pigs and they are meant to be delicious...hamster could be a good eat, probably tastes like rabbit.

 

[Jellyfish]

... or cookies, eh?

 

[KSP]

Im not sure....I guess I'd eat human if I was stranded or something. Thigh meat probably.

 

[Canniwhatsis]

I dont know man, in Nepal they eat guinea pigs and they are meant to be delicious...hamster could be a good eat, probably tastes like rabbit.

Squirrel isn't bad, just you need at least 10 of them to have enough meat for a party!

Guinea pigs probably taste more like rat or gophers, but I'd guess it all depends on what they're being fed!

 

[RudolfTheRed]

can we close this fuckin thread already?

i always glance at it and read "breaking" and immediately assume its the "breaking bad" thread, and when its not i am highly disappointed.

this thread sucks for that!!!!!

 

[RudolfTheRed]

double post

 

[COOKIE MONSTER]

Squirrel isn't bad, just you need at least 10 of them to have enough meat for a party!

Guinea pigs probably taste more like rat or gophers, but I'd guess it all depends on what they're being fed!

Never tried squirrel but a lot of the survival guides say it's a good eat...
Job for tomorrow....make dead fall squirrel trap.

 

[dagnabit]

a 4-10 is easier than a dead fall....