Deoderant Advice

[HighDesertJoe]

If you want to go NATURAL get a box of Baking Soda. Get a little handful and pack it in the old pits works real good. The only problem is it'll leave a white pit stain, but there's no smell.

Here's what I use now day's. Take a fresh shower then use a good roll-on ANTIPERSPIRANT Deodorant my favorite is Old Spice Original.(chicks DIG it)
Good Luck

 

[genkisan]

use ODORONO....Pete loves it.......

 

[supersmallgiant]

patchouli

 

[obey]

I don't wear any, get home from work and shower then im good to go.

 

[Iron_Lion]

I usually buy what ever is cheapest at the time, just gotta make sure its antiperspirant deodorant, regular "deodorant" is for 12 yr olds.

Nothing nastier than peeps that dont wear any, I used to work with this kid that didnt believe in the stuff, you could smell his onion pits from 10 feet away.


And just an FYI hosing yourself down with axe does not make up for not bathing, just think of how that chick is gonna react if she ever got a whiff of some from-unda cheese.

 

[CANNATOPIA]

i recommend washing your ass.

 

[PistilPete]

Degree.
I sweat like Dick Cheney at an ethics hearing and it keeps me dry and stink free all day long.

 

[walt cunningham]

go with something without aluminum in it. most have it, and in recent years have doubles or tripled the levels so they can be "24 hour" protection and other bullshit.
ill pass on putting metal onto our skin, which acts like a liver and filters things into our body.
you really just need to try some out and find what works best. i've been using toms liquid crystal roll on, not bad, orangey pleasant smell.
i tell you what though, i can count the days i have not taken a shower and left my house in the past 10 years, on 1 hand.

 

[Señor Chang]

Whats worse is when a woman, who habitually shaves her armpits then puts an antiperspirant/deodorant afterward.
Its like mainlining the aluminum and whatever substances that shouldn't be anywhere near a body.
That and the restrictive nature of a bra on the lymphatic system and we have high occurrences of breast cancer.

For the original poster:
Your personal odor will subside with a lot of fiber in your diet, and much less acid of a diet.

I use those salt crystal things you see in health food stores.
No stink, less perspiration.
And before you start... the potassium alum in the salts is not molecularly similar to the waste product aluminum we consume in debilitating doses.

Two suggestion:
Get a chunk of the Himalayan Pink Salt and use as a roll on.
This is what I'm going to do instead of buying the salt crystal at the store from here on out.

Or you could look up the Duggan Sisters product called life stinks.
It is a non-aluminum baking soda shaker that is applied after a one or two drop application from a t-tree/lavender oil combo.
It is exactly what stinker/sweat folks are ultimately looking for.
Very effective and very low impact on the earth, as these things go.

 

[RoachClip]

Nuthin like the good ole` smell of a horses asshole just put your face in and rub it down your entire body, is will def, turn some heads!

 

[Eatatjoes]

That can't be real! Can it?

I like Arm and Hammer deodorant, powder scent. It's been proven that the smell of baby powder is an aphrodisiac to women, they unconsciously think of babies (making babies )

 

[TNTBudSticker]

You must be a RedNeck..When

You tried to cover one smell with another smell.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

i just dont know how ya could FORGET to shower,thats like a everyday thing sometimes twice a day since mid teens and ill be 52 in a couple months.
and i think no i hope my friends would say YO WASH YO STANKING ASS .but some people like that funky musky smell

 

[BOSCO]

I told her it was Axe and she thought I should step it up she wasn't impressed.

Are you growing/smoking enough cannabis plants?
If you are your human smell should be masked by the sweet musk of cannabis.

If you are not impregnated with the smell of weed then I'm gonna suggest rubbing puppies all over your self.

 

[nukkumatti]

and we do shower together, just to save water.

?? How the hell you save water showering together? If I take my morning shower with a lady I'll surely will be late from work!

 

[TNTBudSticker]

You must be a Red Neck if you think Farts are bubbles.

 

[caljim]

This thread is 5yrs old dude!

And the OP probably still smells like ass!

 

[MicroRoy]

This thread is 5yrs old dude!

+1 to the guy that mentioned hai karate is the panty dropper. Used to work a dream at the roller disco

Now I can smell him from here.

 

[Lester Beans]

This thread is 5yrs old dude!

+1 to the guy that mentioned hai karate is the panty dropper. Used to work a dream at the roller disco

I can't believe I clicked this thread to begin with. I saw that hai karate comment and about pissed myself! That's so awesome dude lobbed that one out there lmfao!

Good stuff!! Woot woot!

 

[stoned-trout]

adding scent to funk,,, just leaves you scented and funky ..wash yourself..yeehaw..by the time you add enough scent to cover the funk, your now so strong smelling it too is offensive to most...